Post on the bulletin board

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In two days' time there will be a town meeting regarding the formation of an independent police force at Disneyland. I would appreciate your thoughts on this crucial matter and trust you will do your civic duty in attending. The meeting shall be held in the Golden Horseshoe theater in Frontierland at mid-day. Should you have any questions prior to the event, please notify me at your earliest convenience.

Most sincerely,
J. Adams

Comments

[sohot-imsmokin.livejournal.com]

Wait, what's this about a police force? I vote we get rid of them.

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

That is what the meeting is for, good sir. Please be so kind as to express your opinions then.

J. Adams

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

XP

[sohot-imsmokin.livejournal.com]

Real mature, dweeb.

[under-arrest-d.livejournal.com]

FUUUK YOUUU AN UR STUPID DUMBASS HIGH AND MIGHTY TOWN MEETINGS. WHO THE FUCK GIVS YUO THE RITE TO DECID THAT WE NEED ONE, HUH YOU FUCKIGN HIGH AND MGIHTY FUCKING GUY THING.

-CHIEF LEON ORCOT

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Detective Orcot,

I trust you are inebriated, so I will not argue the point at this time. If you are still upset in the morning and I was not able to address all of your concerns at our last meeting, please contact me again.

Your humble,
J. Adams

John was much better able to keep his temper in writing than in person, but if these messages were anything to go by, there would be yelling sometime soon...

[under-arrest-d.livejournal.com]

J ADMAS,

IM NOT FUCKING IMEBRAIDED. I'M DRUNK. QUIT USING YORU BIG FUCKIING WORDS AND LINGO TO INSULT ME YOU DOUSHECHEBAG.

CHEIF LEON ORKOT

[under-arrest-d.livejournal.com]

NO, FUCK YOU BUDDY.

-CHEIF LION ORCOT

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

Not bothering to disguise his handwriting:

I SECOND THIS MOTION. EXCEPT NOT LITERALLY. UNLESS THEY ARE HOT AND FEMALE AND WEARING UNIFORMS.

[palletkid.livejournal.com]

[no1likeher.livejournal.com]

Pippi didn't understand most of what was on the bulletin board. What she did understand was that it started out in a very fancy cursive hand, a lot of the replies were in printed capitol letters and that it looked like fun.

YR WRITING IS VERY PRETY! BUT I CANT RED IT VRY WELL.

- PIPPI

PS - WHUT DUZ "FUCK" MEEN?

[kuchiki.livejournal.com]

Pippi,

It's a bad word and only bad people say it. Don't worry about what it means. It means very bad things.

- Rukia

[no1likeher.livejournal.com]

Rukia,

MY PAPA HAZ NEVR TOLL ME EITHER. I BET HED LICK YOU.

- PIPPI

PS - WHUT IS ALL THES NOTS ABOWT NYWAY?

[palletkid.livejournal.com]

Like what?

ASH

Letter to John Adams

[kzadbhat.livejournal.com]

Dear Mister Adamms,

I would like to Apologise, regarding the behaviour of Chief Orcot. I have beene Informed that amoung the recent missing persons was One Count D of whom Chief Orcot had a long history of Intimate Relations.

My belief is that this Disapearance is the cause of Chief Orcot's Incharacteristic recent behaviour and thus, offer my Apologie for any rude words spoken as well as Assure you that I shall speake to him. I have Hope this will not impact your Perception of Chief Orcot's Character as he is merely a good man in Extreme Distress.

Most Sincerely Yers.,

Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson, the Watch, recentley of Ankh-Morpork and Perhaps of Disneyland

Return Letter

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Captain Carrot,

I do understand and I shall not hold this incident against him. Thank you, sir, for informing me. Intimate relations...? I am sorry to hear of his recent loss.

Your servant,
J. Adams

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

Mr Adams,

I know this is entirely off topic. But wasn't it MY job to annoy you in large capital letters? In a drunken fashion?

I am put out. You're the politician, thus, the complaint goes to you. Because I do like making your life a fun place to be.

That's all,
Bernard Black.

p.s. I hope you enjoyed and savoured my normal sized text.

p.p.s. if there's alcohol at this meeting, I may develop an interest and attend.

[kuchiki.livejournal.com]

Mr. Adams,

I beg you, please don't have alcohol at this function.

- Rukia

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Mr. Black,

If you wish to add insult to injury, do not let me stop you. Just consider yourselves fortunate that you have John Adams to abuse for no sane man would tolerate it.

J. Adams

PS - Perhaps you should savor your ignorance, sir, for there will be no alcohol except through the generosity of Mr. Crowley and I am not inclined to ask him.

[sensiblesusan.livejournal.com]

After standing for a rather long moment before the graffiti'ed bulletin board with a deeply nonplused expression on her face, Susan thought the better of adding to it; she pinched the bridge of her nose, sighed, and walked away.

Well, wasn't this meeting going to be interesting.

[yousir-mesir.livejournal.com]

Sink me, are you a John Adams, or the John Adams?

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Dear Sir,

It is a common name. However, if you are asking if I am the American politician, lawyer, and representative from Massachusetts to the Continental Congress, then it seems it again precedes me. May I know yours as well?

Your servant,
J. Adams