Post on the bulletin board

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In two days' time there will be a town meeting regarding the formation of an independent police force at Disneyland. I would appreciate your thoughts on this crucial matter and trust you will do your civic duty in attending. The meeting shall be held in the Golden Horseshoe theater in Frontierland at mid-day. Should you have any questions prior to the event, please notify me at your earliest convenience.

Most sincerely,
J. Adams

Comments

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

Mr Adams,

And consider yourself fortunate my insults are better than 'fuck the law'. Or whatever that was. I might insult you, but I won't insult your intelligence whilst I'm at it. Unless, of course, you are an idiot deep down under all that pretentious intellectualism. Which, I know, isn't a word. I am overlord of words and made that one up. My perogative.

Bernard Black.

p.s. Dammit, you're never going to get anyone to come unless there's an open bar, you know. Just a tip.

((Ahahaha, win. XD))

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Mr. Black,

I live in hope.

For the record, 'intellectualism' is a word, or so I was taught at Harvard Law School.

J. Adams

PS - There seems to be sufficient interest in the debate even without the benefit of alcohol, but thank you for your considered opinion.

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

Mr Adams,

It is? Sure it's not one of those non-words you had in the Eighteenth Century? Even so, I'm rather impressed my made up word is now a word.

Bernard Black.

p.s. Man, they're idiots. Enjoy boring them to tears.