Post on the bulletin board

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In two days' time there will be a town meeting regarding the formation of an independent police force at Disneyland. I would appreciate your thoughts on this crucial matter and trust you will do your civic duty in attending. The meeting shall be held in the Golden Horseshoe theater in Frontierland at mid-day. Should you have any questions prior to the event, please notify me at your earliest convenience.

Most sincerely,
J. Adams

Comments

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

Mr Adams,

I know this is entirely off topic. But wasn't it MY job to annoy you in large capital letters? In a drunken fashion?

I am put out. You're the politician, thus, the complaint goes to you. Because I do like making your life a fun place to be.

That's all,
Bernard Black.

p.s. I hope you enjoyed and savoured my normal sized text.

p.p.s. if there's alcohol at this meeting, I may develop an interest and attend.

[kuchiki.livejournal.com]

Mr. Adams,

I beg you, please don't have alcohol at this function.

- Rukia

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Miss Kuchiki,

It is not my intention to do so. Though rum is common enough at the congressional sessions I am accustomed to, I do not believe these gentlemen can indulge responsibly.

Thank you for bringing your concern to my attention.

Your obedient,
J. Adams

[no1likeher.livejournal.com]

All Pippi understood here is "rum" and "not". Which gets the point across to her pretty well.

DEAR PERSON WITH FANSY RITIN I CANT RED VRY WELL,

Y IS THA RUM GONE?

SYNSYRLY ,
PIPPI LONGSTOCKING

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

John wasn't sure he could take much more of this.

Miss Longstocking,

I do not know. Ask Mr. Crowley.

Most sincerely,
J. Adams

[no1likeher.livejournal.com]

DEER J,

THATS OK. I LICK LEMONAYD BETR NEWAY.

- PIPPI

[kuchiki.livejournal.com]

John,

Thank you for your rapt attention to this matter. I don't believe these gentlemen can do anything responsibly, really.

Yours,
Rukia

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Mr. Black,

If you wish to add insult to injury, do not let me stop you. Just consider yourselves fortunate that you have John Adams to abuse for no sane man would tolerate it.

J. Adams

PS - Perhaps you should savor your ignorance, sir, for there will be no alcohol except through the generosity of Mr. Crowley and I am not inclined to ask him.

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

Mr Adams,

And consider yourself fortunate my insults are better than 'fuck the law'. Or whatever that was. I might insult you, but I won't insult your intelligence whilst I'm at it. Unless, of course, you are an idiot deep down under all that pretentious intellectualism. Which, I know, isn't a word. I am overlord of words and made that one up. My perogative.

Bernard Black.

p.s. Dammit, you're never going to get anyone to come unless there's an open bar, you know. Just a tip.

((Ahahaha, win. XD))

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Mr. Black,

I live in hope.

For the record, 'intellectualism' is a word, or so I was taught at Harvard Law School.

J. Adams

PS - There seems to be sufficient interest in the debate even without the benefit of alcohol, but thank you for your considered opinion.

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

Mr Adams,

It is? Sure it's not one of those non-words you had in the Eighteenth Century? Even so, I'm rather impressed my made up word is now a word.

Bernard Black.

p.s. Man, they're idiots. Enjoy boring them to tears.