Post on the bulletin board

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In two days' time there will be a town meeting regarding the formation of an independent police force at Disneyland. I would appreciate your thoughts on this crucial matter and trust you will do your civic duty in attending. The meeting shall be held in the Golden Horseshoe theater in Frontierland at mid-day. Should you have any questions prior to the event, please notify me at your earliest convenience.

Most sincerely,
J. Adams

Comments

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

Not bothering to disguise his handwriting:

I SECOND THIS MOTION. EXCEPT NOT LITERALLY. UNLESS THEY ARE HOT AND FEMALE AND WEARING UNIFORMS.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

That can be arranged, darling. ♥

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Find me the sexy uniform and I'll provide the handcuffs and baton...

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

HAVING GIVEN THE LEARNED COUNSELOR FROM ANONYMOUSLAND'S SECOND DUE CONSIDERATION, I AGREE THAT THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS SUGGESTING. ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE ALSO WEARING HIGH HEELED BOOTS.

[veronica-pi.livejournal.com]

Veronica definitely recognized that handwriting.

Have you considered applying for a position yourself? See the view from the other side of the bars?

Plus, I'm sure you'd look adorable in the high heels.

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

I do have the legs for them. But I'm a rebel and I'll never ever (http://lyrics-a-plenty.com/h/hes_a_rebel.lyrics.php) be any good. I'm sure this would come up on any background check.

Whatever floats your daddy issues, though. Would tasers be involved?

[veronica-pi.livejournal.com]

If you want to be tasered, all you have to do is ask.

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

Oh baby. But the question is, do I have to beg? And will there be handcuffs involved?

[veronica-pi.livejournal.com]

Is that why you keep getting arrested? Some kind of fetish?

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that it's been ages since I've been arrested. Of course, there really hasn't been anyone with authority to arrest me. But honestly, back home, there weren't exactly a superabundance of hot chick cops to feed a fetish. Though that one German woman...Ingrid?...did seem like a bit of a vixen.

You know my heart beats only for your own self-righteousness.

[veronica-pi.livejournal.com]

What, so the story about your secret crush on Lamb wasn't true?

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to rain on your masturbatory fantasy, but I'm afraid that was all on his side. Bad enough acting out scenes from NYPD Blue, but I draw the line at wearing ruby slippers.

[veronica-pi.livejournal.com]

What? Weevil lied to me?

Next you'll be saying the story about you and the walrus isn't true, either.

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

Total framejob from the families of the dead oysters. I'm allergic to shellfish, after all, I couldn't have been responsible.

[palletkid.livejournal.com]

[palletkid.livejournal.com]