[identity profile] icyweiner.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] dizzy_land
Fry rubs his forehead and takes stock of his surroundings, trying to remember if it’s normal that he has no idea how he got here.

“What is this, some kind of Disneyland planet?” He doesn’t see Leela or Bender or the Planet Express ship anywhere. “Guys?” Leaving him alone on a Disneyland planet is so not funny.



Mickey coughs theatrically. "'What is your name?'"

Fry jumps, but he definitely doesn’t scream when Mickey Mouse starts talking to him. “Uh, it’s Fry.” He eyes it suspiciously and takes a step back.

"What is your quest?" asks the Cat. It's perched, suddenly, on the roof of one of the gate-stiles.

Oh, great, another one. What the hell is going on? “I don’t know,” he says defensively. “To deliver stuff?”

"'What is the average w..?'" Mickey frowns down at the notebook. "You know, I don't really see why that's important." He flips a page. "'If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?'"

"Or," the Cat says, examining its tail with interest, "if you were a genie and someone you were trying to
give three wishes to was trying to trick you into giving him more, what would you say?"


These questions are hard. “This seems like the kind of thing that’s usually a trick question and then something bad happens and I learn a valuable lesson.” He pauses. “So I wish for a really cool job and a hot girlfriend and to be good at everything. And for the second question I guess it would be okay as long as he wasn’t trying to get better stuff than what I wished for.”

Mickey looks rather nonplused at the next, but reads, "'When the revolution comes, what skills will you be able to barter for food?'"

“Uh—I’m a brilliant war strategist.” Well, he played a lot of video games. “And I once was the emperor of an entire planet. So you should probably just give me food in hopes that I don’t turn on you.” It kinda seemed like they were buying it by the way nobody tried to contradict him, but it was hard to tell since no one seemed to be responding specifically to any of his answers. But he didn’t really feel like volunteering to be a delivery boy, and there was no way this could hurt in the long run. No way at all.

The Cat rolls its eyes in a friendly (and rather disconcertingly out-of-sync) way, and asks, "Milk, dark, or white chocolate?"

They’d bought it so much they were now offering him chocolate to placate him? Clearly he was a genius. “Milk chocolate’s fine. But actually, I’d really like some beer.”

"'Choose the two coolest: robots, pirates, fairies, bears, ninjas, monkeys, vampires, or humans,'" says Mickey, giggling a bit as he goes through the list. "'Explain.'"

Fry doesn’t seem particularly bothered by this question or the way his request for beer was seemingly ignored. “I dunno, I always liked robot sci fi movies best when I was younger, but where I come from now they’re kind of everywhere. But I guess the cool ones with laser blasters and time traveling and stuff are still pretty awesome, so I choose robots. And ninjas are pretty good, too. Hey, why hasn’t anyone ever made a movie about robot ninjas? Wouldn’t that be a great movie? It could have vampires, too, I guess.”

"Great!" Mickey flips through the blank pages of the notebook at top, cartoon-y speed. "Well, I think that's just about it! Oh, and I'm supposed to ask, 'for your safety: are you carrying anything sharp?'"

Wait, what did that mean? Did he need a sharp thing for his safety, or was he not supposed to have any sharp things? Why did people in the future always have to make everything so confusing? “Well,” he said, “whichever one you think I should be saying? You were right.” There. That should do it. He was really on top of it today.



((Fry is from Futurama, specifically sometime in the last season. Frankly it doesn't really matter where XD))

Date: 2007-01-21 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ishotfirst.livejournal.com
Han has to try really, really hard not to laugh when he approaches the newest applicant. He almost doesn't manage. "An emperor, huh?" he says in a not-quite-believing tone of voice.

Date: 2007-01-21 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ishotfirst.livejournal.com
"That's me," says Han, apparently not at all put off by the enthusiastic reception. Why shouldn't people be excited to see him? "In the flesh."

Then Han raises an eyebrow skeptically. "You did?" he says. "Just like that? What did you do, tell all your subjects, 'It's been fun, but now I'm done being emperor so you guys are on your own.'?"

Date: 2007-01-21 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ishotfirst.livejournal.com
"I -- I see." Han isn't really sure he does see, actually, and he's still pretty convinced Fry is making this whole thing up. But he decides to humor the poor guy. "That must have been really convenient for you. The old guy showing up as soon as you decided you were tired of the job, I mean."

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Date: 2007-01-21 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whistlingwizard.livejournal.com
"Hi~!" Fay calls, waving cheerfully at Fry. "My name's Fay D. Flourite. What do you think of this place, Fry-kun?"

Date: 2007-01-21 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whistlingwizard.livejournal.com
Fay smiles warmly. "It's nice," he replies. "A little strange, if you're not used to things like this. No money and it's always sunny. But that makes a nice change." He spreads his arms and grins. "Don't you think so?"

And with the air of a game show host awarding the star prize, "You're right, too. Ninjas are the best. Especially Kuro-puu." He claps. "You'll like him. He's the best ninja in his country. He got sent away, though. That was probably just for being so good." He giggles.

Date: 2007-01-21 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whistlingwizard.livejournal.com
Fay gives Fry a look simply described as 'what the fuck?' "... Sure," he says after a long, long pause. He's found a lunatic. Well done him.

"There's one here you can't have," he says, drawing himself up to his full height and not smiling quite as much. "If you see a young girl named Chii, you are not to try anything." He gives Fry a bright, slightly dangerous, grin. "Okay, Fry-kun?"

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Date: 2007-01-21 11:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] skaffenamtiskaw
"Good afternoon, Mr Fry." The drone bowed. "I am Fohristiwhirl Skaffen-Amtiskaw Handrahen Dran Easpyou, but you may call me Skaffen-Amtiskaw. I'm glad to hear that you like robots."

Date: 2007-01-22 05:18 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] skaffenamtiskaw
"Normally I am a bodyguard and escort drone in the Culture's Special Circumstances branch," it said, cheerfully aware of the fact that this will probably mean nothing in particular to the human. "While I'm here, though, I have been conducting independent research."

Date: 2007-01-22 05:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] skaffenamtiskaw
"We're not entirely sure," the drone says. "What we do know is that it's based on the Disneyland park on Earth, that we can't leave, that the weather is always like this, and that everything in the restaurants and shops restocks itself." The drone tilted slightly, a sort of shrug. "It could all be much worse, I suppose. Oh, and don't upset the invisible security."

((*dies* I did not actually know that, as I've only seen about ... 10 eps of Futurama in my life. I encourage any and all robot-based misunderstandings Fry might have with regard to Skaffen-Amtiskaw, by the way. ^_^))

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Date: 2007-01-22 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
Crowley was bored and Antoinette needed to be seen more in the days leading up to the opening of the club, so she headed down to meet whatever ridiculous newcomer had arrived this time. Well, at least he wasn't Japanese...

"Hello, gorgeous. What brings you to a place like this?"

Date: 2007-01-22 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
"A space pilot!" Crowley sounded impressed. She wasn't, but she sounded it. "How dashing. My name's Antoinette. A pleasure, Fry."

Date: 2007-01-23 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
She giggled. "You're cute. Tell me, handsome, are you a natural redhead?"

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Date: 2007-01-23 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickey-mous.livejournal.com
"Well, all righty, Fry," Mickey squeaked. "Are ya ready to learn which of our excitin' lands you'll be livin' in?"

Date: 2007-01-24 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickey-mous.livejournal.com
Micked grinned. "'Course it is, fella! Everythin' is. Now what do ya think of Tomorrowland?"

Date: 2007-01-24 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickey-mous.livejournal.com
"It's a look at tomorrow through the eyes of yesterday," Mickey said reverently. "It's just right for ya! I'm puttin' you there. Your mail will go to Fry (http://community.livejournal.com/dizzy_land/tag/fry). Welcome to the Happiest Place on Earth!"

((And don't forget to update your contact info (http://community.livejournal.com/dizzy_backstage/1307.html)! :D))

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