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[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

[It's the middle of the night, when, over the loudspeakers, quite loudly, blasts the Numa Numa song. The entire show is needlessly loud]


Hey guys! Good evening. This is the great DJ Katou, once again blessing you guys with the sound of his own voice.

Listen, I'd like to issue a formal apology for apparently pissing people off with my last radio show. You know, if you're like say, Aphrodite or Virgil, they you just like shitty music, and in Aphrodite's case, I mean really, really shitty music, and it was wrong of me to discriminate against some of you like that.

So, I'd like to offer my formal apologies with the following show.



So, this one is for my buddy Virgil, because, like the little pussy he is, he likes the Backstreet Boys. Viril, Quit playing games with my heart.

And hey, while we're listening to Backstreet Boys, we might as well play one of their singers gone solo. Here's Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back.

It looks like The S Club 7 have Never Had A Dream Come True. Which is kind of sad, since they're such a ... talented... group of young people.

Shakira thinks that Hips Don't Lie. I'd hate to break it to her, but that's just untrue. Like, when you see a girl with a really slamming body, with nice wide hips, and you think she'll be a great fuck? Yeah, not so true.

I had a talk with my good buddy Tamaki Suou about some songs to play on my radio show. He had a whole slew of them, but for... certain reasons, I chose not to play a whole bunch of them. I've got a few, but not all of them. The first one I'd like to play is Aqua's Barbie Girl. I'd like to dedicate that to Jenny, because man, would I love to undress her anywhere. [You can pratically hear the cheesy wink and the teasing smirk in his voice]

Well, like I mentioned above, I'm really sorry for not playing that porn-show of a song for Aphrodite last time, despite how much it sucked. So, now I'd like to play another porn-show of a song that does, litterally, suck, by some guy named M&Ms. Here's Ken Kaniff [OOC Note: It's kinda gross. And not completely SFW.]

It's Raining Blood in Slayer world. No one has dedicated or played an super shitty death metal or whatever this is supposed to be so far, but I'm sure with the other crap you guys've played, someone out there must like it.

In a change, I'd like to play Untitled by Simple Plan. Trust me, if you listen to this, it's best just to do what your idols tell you, and slit your wrists. I mean, not that it's bad music by any means, just that it's... I don't know where I'm going with that.

I'd like to take this time out of my show to mention that I am not being condesending to anyone's taste in music. Really. If I'm playing it, it means I was ... wrong in saying that it sucked. Even if it uh... uh...

I think this song is from some movie, but I have no idea what movie it is, and it's not something I'd normally... uh... touch with a sixteen foot pole, so here it is.

And for Pippi, who's so wanted to listen to some ABBA, I give her Voulez Vous.

[Teardrops on my Guitar plays by Taylor Swift]

So, now, for something from my own country, because as everyone should know, my country is hardly exempt from... uhm... my radio show. AOAO is some techno shit, so enjoy it.

I'd like to dedicate Complicated to my good friend Kira, as I know he really likes the punk princess.


And that's the end of that show. I really hope that I've made amends to all of you who've I've pissed off with the last show, as that was completely my intention.

Any and all complaints can, and should, be forwarded to Kyouya Ootori.


[My Humps by Black Eyed Peas comes over the loud speaker. It will be on repeat, and the door to the radio room will be locked. Katou will be hanging around afterward for any calls, and any calls he gets, My Humps will be played in the background during.]

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[yourshadowking.livejournal.com]

...

Katou.

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

Yes, darling?

[yourshadowking.livejournal.com]

[congenially]

This may surprise you, but I'd really rather not have my name be associated with this. Particularly if you're going to continue to insult ladies with whom I have no quarrel.

[pause, and then slight change in tone]

Particularly if you're going to wake me up doing it.

[pleasant again]

I'd prefer you not bring Tamaki into it, either.

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

Really? I thought it was a great radio show, and everyone would love to have their name associated with it.

Anyway, I really did ask Tamaki for his taste in music to help me out, so really, I did nothing wrong.

[yourshadowking.livejournal.com]

You thought incorrectly.

I don't intend to listen to this music any longer at such an hour. I will ask you to turn it off and allow everyone to get some sleep.

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

[laughing]

Wow, I- I'm not sure we can be friends anymore. I kind of have this rep as a nice guy superhero to maintain, yaknow? The whole 'hanging out with an enormous asshole' doesn't work so well.

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

Asshole? What? I was just trying to benefit the people, V. Really.

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see.

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

You don't believe me? But V, I thought you and others wanted to hear some... totally cool boy bands.

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

[is amused, though]

Note slipped under radio room door.

[caycep]

Katou,

When you're done torturing the park, can you swing by Starcade? I need to touch base with you on a thing or two. And no, it's not about putting "My Humps" on repeat. I'll let someone else eviscerate you for that.

Yes, I know it's the middle of the night. I'll be awake.

-Cayce

Re: Note slipped under radio room door.

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

Shortly after Katou noticed the note under the door, he sighed, waited for the song to end, and then turned it off. He was tempted to let it keep playing, but really, he did not want to have to listen to that while talking to Cayce (he was, at the moment, listening to his own iPod).

Then, he headed over to the Starcade. "Caycey," he called while he got there. "I'd say I hope my broadcast didn't wake you, but that was half of the point."

Re: Note slipped under radio room door.

[caycep]

Cayce got up from where she was sitting on the stairs to the second level. "Uh huh. Well, it worked." She stifled a yawn. "Least none of us have to go to work in the morning. So what's this I hear about you trying to bust into Club 33 while wearing my face?"

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

Katou paused, then grinned. He knew that it would probably get to Cayce eventually.

"Well, you know, with Charming hoarding all the booze..."

[caycep]

"Right. Well, listen, Katou, generally? I think you're all right. Immature, but all right. However," she gave him a hard look, "I am too old and have been through too much shit to have some kid pretending to be me to try and steal shit from my friends. You do this again, and you'll be making like a flag from the top of Sleeping Beauty's castle."

It wasn't an empty threat. Cayce may not have had any particular power of her own, but she Knew People. As Katou knew perfectly well.

[seafoamrisen.livejournal.com]

Lovely song, dear.

[She actually sounds completely, totally sincere.]

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

[Semi-long pause, highly suspicious]

This is Aphrodite, ain't it? Yeah, I thought it was.

[seafoamrisen.livejournal.com]

[Purring.]

Lovely choices all around, dear. It's enough to make me want to put our last little dust-up behind us.

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

...

I'm glad you enjoyed it so much, then. I aim to please.

[seafoamrisen.livejournal.com]

[Giggle.]

Oh, you do, darling. See you around.

[As she rings off, Aphrodite sends a little of her power up the line to Katou, which will instill him with a mad, burning passion for the next male being he sees, which will last until he actually manages to attain the target of his desire, or until Aphrodite gets bored. Whichever comes first.

Well, no one ever accused Aphrodite of having tons of imagination.]

[redheadshizuka.livejournal.com]

That was a really great show, Katou!

[She absolutely, totally means this.]

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Shizuka! Was there anything else you wanted to hear?

[redheadshizuka.livejournal.com]

Can you play The Spice Girls?

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

No problem. [Cuts the Black Eyed Peas off for a bit to play Wannabe (http://www.mediafire.com/?nkmemuhvdlp)] How's that?

[redheadshizuka.livejournal.com]

[Giggles]

Thank you!!!

[Yawns.]

That was really nice of you. I think I'm going to go back to bed now, though.