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[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

[It's the middle of the night, when, over the loudspeakers, quite loudly, blasts the Numa Numa song. The entire show is needlessly loud]


Hey guys! Good evening. This is the great DJ Katou, once again blessing you guys with the sound of his own voice.

Listen, I'd like to issue a formal apology for apparently pissing people off with my last radio show. You know, if you're like say, Aphrodite or Virgil, they you just like shitty music, and in Aphrodite's case, I mean really, really shitty music, and it was wrong of me to discriminate against some of you like that.

So, I'd like to offer my formal apologies with the following show.



So, this one is for my buddy Virgil, because, like the little pussy he is, he likes the Backstreet Boys. Viril, Quit playing games with my heart.

And hey, while we're listening to Backstreet Boys, we might as well play one of their singers gone solo. Here's Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back.

It looks like The S Club 7 have Never Had A Dream Come True. Which is kind of sad, since they're such a ... talented... group of young people.

Shakira thinks that Hips Don't Lie. I'd hate to break it to her, but that's just untrue. Like, when you see a girl with a really slamming body, with nice wide hips, and you think she'll be a great fuck? Yeah, not so true.

I had a talk with my good buddy Tamaki Suou about some songs to play on my radio show. He had a whole slew of them, but for... certain reasons, I chose not to play a whole bunch of them. I've got a few, but not all of them. The first one I'd like to play is Aqua's Barbie Girl. I'd like to dedicate that to Jenny, because man, would I love to undress her anywhere. [You can pratically hear the cheesy wink and the teasing smirk in his voice]

Well, like I mentioned above, I'm really sorry for not playing that porn-show of a song for Aphrodite last time, despite how much it sucked. So, now I'd like to play another porn-show of a song that does, litterally, suck, by some guy named M&Ms. Here's Ken Kaniff [OOC Note: It's kinda gross. And not completely SFW.]

It's Raining Blood in Slayer world. No one has dedicated or played an super shitty death metal or whatever this is supposed to be so far, but I'm sure with the other crap you guys've played, someone out there must like it.

In a change, I'd like to play Untitled by Simple Plan. Trust me, if you listen to this, it's best just to do what your idols tell you, and slit your wrists. I mean, not that it's bad music by any means, just that it's... I don't know where I'm going with that.

I'd like to take this time out of my show to mention that I am not being condesending to anyone's taste in music. Really. If I'm playing it, it means I was ... wrong in saying that it sucked. Even if it uh... uh...

I think this song is from some movie, but I have no idea what movie it is, and it's not something I'd normally... uh... touch with a sixteen foot pole, so here it is.

And for Pippi, who's so wanted to listen to some ABBA, I give her Voulez Vous.

[Teardrops on my Guitar plays by Taylor Swift]

So, now, for something from my own country, because as everyone should know, my country is hardly exempt from... uhm... my radio show. AOAO is some techno shit, so enjoy it.

I'd like to dedicate Complicated to my good friend Kira, as I know he really likes the punk princess.


And that's the end of that show. I really hope that I've made amends to all of you who've I've pissed off with the last show, as that was completely my intention.

Any and all complaints can, and should, be forwarded to Kyouya Ootori.


[My Humps by Black Eyed Peas comes over the loud speaker. It will be on repeat, and the door to the radio room will be locked. Katou will be hanging around afterward for any calls, and any calls he gets, My Humps will be played in the background during.]

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[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

"Oh no," Katou said. "I used to fight a lot when I was alive, and always came out on top, and I was one of the best fighters during the rebellion," he explained. "They actually asked me to do a lot of dangerous missions because they knew I could handle it and was a good enough fighter to get the job done. What do you want done?"

[yourshadowking.livejournal.com]

"Excellent!" Kyouya said cheerfully. "In that case, would you keep an eye on Tamaki for me? I can avoid dangerous people, but he doesn't listen well, and I wouldn't want him to get in any trouble."

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

Katou opened his mouth to speak, but he was a little caught off guard by the request. That wasn't what he was aiming for.

"Oh, yeah," he said slowly. "Of course."

[yourshadowking.livejournal.com]

"Thank you," Kyouya replied. "Hopefully your efforts in that will be less disastrous than your previous ones. Could you tell me, by the way, exactly when the park breaks up an ongoing fight?"

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

Katou was about to say that he didn't know exactly when the park broke people up, but, well, the way to Kyouya's pants was through his brain. Katou knew that much about Kyouya at least.

"It looked when things were getting really serious. It was either going to be a really serious injury, or death, when we got broken up."

[yourshadowking.livejournal.com]

"Hmm, good to know. So dying isn't possible here, perhaps." He didn't have his notebook with him, but he was almost home and he'd make a note of it before bed.

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

"I'm pretty sure it isn't," Katou said, trying not to watch Kyouya's surprisingly-nice ass as he walked.

[yourshadowking.livejournal.com]

"Excellent." Thought it meant getting rid of undesireables like Zane would be more difficult, but he wasn't planning on making that his problem anyway. Unless something directly threatened him or Tamaki, he really didn't care. And if he couldn't die or get seriously injured, there was honestly little that could be done to him. Tamaki was more sensitive than that, of course, and it would be inconvenient for him to get injured even in a non-fatal capacity.

"Well, I appreciate your help, Katou," he said, as they were approaching the steps to the apartment. "Be sure to never wake me up again, though. I don't like it."

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

"I won't wake you again, don't worry," Katou said, giving Kyouya one of his sexy grins.

[yourshadowking.livejournal.com]

Well, Kyouya wasn't sure why Katou was smiling at him in a weird way, but he really just wanted to sleep, so he nodded instead.

"Good. See that you don't, and I'll write you if I need anything else. Goodnight."