[Mailed to every resident of the park, the paper consists of a few sheets of standard letter-sized paper stapled together, typed up on an old IBM Selectric. The banner is hand-lettered.]

The Disneyland Omnivore

Vol. 1, Issue 1

Featuring:

• Greetings from the Editor
  
• Exploring the Monorail
• Keeping busy in gaol at Disneyland
• Current Park Census
• Announcements

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Greetings from the Editor
Cayce Pollard

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Exploring the Monorail
Cayce Pollard

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Keeping busy in gaol at Disneyland
Anthony Crowley

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Current Park Census

(Cayce's Census)
If you have any updates to the park census, please mail Cayce Pollard.

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Announcements

The New Disneyland Police Force/Watch/whatever the fuck you call it in your world is now accepting new recruits. If someone's interested in joining, please contact either Chief Leon Orcot or Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson.