Notice on the bulletin board

[a-cruel-irony.livejournal.com]

HELP WANTED:

Leader of greatest empire on earth looking for an assistant. Must be able to lift heavy loads, clean secret labs without destroying glassware, avoid questioning orders, and enjoy roller coasters. Cooking and baking a plus. No experience necessary. Will train the right candidate. Preferably large, young, male, cute, and dumb as a brick. Good advancement opportunity. Contact Yzma.

Comments

[grumpy-sunshine.livejournal.com]

Do you offer competitive vision and dental plans for your henchpersons?

Also, how do you feel about eleventh-hour betrayal?

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

If you find someone, can I have them after? As I've been looking for someone like that for months.

Also, just so you know, everyone thinks their empire is the greatest on earth.

[brutalcrumbcake.livejournal.com]

Do yous require an interview?

[hear-the-drums.livejournal.com]

I regret to inform you that most of the henchman-worthy candidates are currently in my employ, as my empire is bigger. Should they become less than useful, due to my unfortunate tendency to break things, I will gladly hand them over to you.

Warmest Regards,
The Master