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HELP WANTED:

Leader of greatest empire on earth looking for an assistant. Must be able to lift heavy loads, clean secret labs without destroying glassware, avoid questioning orders, and enjoy roller coasters. Cooking and baking a plus. No experience necessary. Will train the right candidate. Preferably large, young, male, cute, and dumb as a brick. Good advancement opportunity. Contact Yzma.

Date: 2008-10-09 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alcoholit.livejournal.com
Good luck finding a shmuck stupid enough.

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