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[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Bored, the demon walked over to the lake to see who was around...


((Crowley really, really wants to do some bastardly things to people. If you'd like him to do something nasty to your character, leave me an OOC note in your reply, otherwise he'll be good. Marginally. No promises, really...))

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[imyourking.livejournal.com]

"Of course not," Tamaki said, flicking his hair. "It's completely perfect, don't you think? God has blessed me by making me absolutely perfect in every way!"

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

"That was generous of Him," said Crowley mildly. "Although, are you completely certain that you're perfect? You don't have a single blemish?"

[imyourking.livejournal.com]

"Not one!" Tamaki said. "Do you see one on this perfect face of mine? And, I'm a genius, and I'm kind and caring, not to mention generous.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

A subtle hand gesture and then, "I'm assuming you mean besides the big zit on your chin. A nasty one like that could take at least a week to go away..."

[imyourking.livejournal.com]

Tamaki smiled cheerily, not that he had ever stopped. "What are you talking about? I've never had a zit in my life." He was too rich for zits.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Wordlessly, Crowley pulled a mirror from his inside jacket pocket and handed it over.

[imyourking.livejournal.com]

Tamaki looked at the mirror, and then his smile disappeared. He touched it to make sure that it was actually there, and then he wailed. In the most dramatic way possible, he flung the mirror away from him, grabbed his heart, and sank to his knees. "Why..." he wibbled. "Why is this.... this... what have I done to deserve this?!" Melodramatically, he touched his face.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Crowley smirked. "Guess you upset the Big Guy somehow..." His voice took on a scolding tone. "Have you been playing with yourself too much lately?"

[imyourking.livejournal.com]

Tamaki blushed and stood up, looking much less depressed. "I don't do that!" he sputtered.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

With a knowing smile, Crowley said, "Sure you don't, kid. You're the only one in the world who can manage to keep his hands off himself."

[imyourking.livejournal.com]

"I am!" Tamaki exclaimed. "Someone has to!"

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

"How selfless of you to take one for the team," he sneered, secretly amused. "Then don't come by my house after 8pm. There's a good chap."

[imyourking.livejournal.com]

Not turning any less red, Tamaki just nodded. "I'll... be sure to remember that. How do I know when it's 8pm?"

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

"Oh, good point," said the demon, looking thoughtful. "I guess I usually just start when it gets dark..."

[imyourking.livejournal.com]

Tamaki squeaked. "Right," he said, his voice slightly higher. "Well, I'll be seeing you." Then, without finding his dog, he rushed off as fast as he could for his house where no one would talk to him about masturbation.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

"I'll tell Antoinette you asked after her..." Crowley called to the kid's retreating back and grinned. Oh, it had been far too long.