Notice on the bulletin board

[a-cruel-irony.livejournal.com]

HELP WANTED:

Leader of greatest empire on earth looking for an assistant. Must be able to lift heavy loads, clean secret labs without destroying glassware, avoid questioning orders, and enjoy roller coasters. Cooking and baking a plus. No experience necessary. Will train the right candidate. Preferably large, young, male, cute, and dumb as a brick. Good advancement opportunity. Contact Yzma.

Comments

[a-cruel-irony.livejournal.com]

I should have you thrown out of the window for that. Who is this?

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

like I would tell you after threatening that.

Not that you could.

[a-cruel-irony.livejournal.com]

Once I have an assistant again, we shall see...

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

Good luck finding a shmuck stupid enough.

[a-cruel-irony.livejournal.com]

It's not as hard as you might think.