[identity profile] swissdonkey.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] dizzy_land
So, Guy was in the park, and judging by the women he'd met so far and the fact that no patient of his could ever die, was quite enthusiastic about it. Sure, there was no Caroline or Mac, but there was also no Sue White, no Martin, no...Joanna. Instead, there were lots of sexy ladies, and...seemingly his competition was a lot of characters from Pirates of the Carribean and Doctor Who. Well, there was no Johnny Depp, from what he could see so far, so he was alright there.

He found his way to the First Aid Station, had a quick search through the medical supplies to see what he had to work with, then went and found himself a bed, where he promptly set about recalibrating his 'Sexy Ladies of the Hospital' league table on his Blackberry for 'Sexy Ladies of the Park', adding extra catagories for 'exotic dimensions/planets' and 'time period's social standards'.

Then he thought he better inform the good, sexy, people of the park that there was a doctor around again. He wrote up a note, and upon finding the bulletin board, set about the search for food.



Hello!

I'm Dr Guy Secretan, and I've just arrived here. I'm new, I'm dangerous, I'm awesome, you know the drill. Anyway, I was told there was no other doctor here, and that I could take up residence in the First Aid Station, which I did.

So. I would tell you what times I'll be avaliable and whatnot in case you are sick/injured/severely in need of some hot medically qualified lovin' and need to find me. Unfortunately, the concept of time hasn't reached this poor corner of the universe, so I'll say that I'll be around from sunrise to sunset. If you want me after sunset, you better be a) very, very hot, b) prepared to face an angry doctor, or c) in a severe emergency. Also, if I'm on lunch, you can all wait.

If any lucky ladies want to show me around the park, so I don't get lost, send me a letter, or just pop over to the First Aid Station. Or Wait, question, can I ring someone else's mobile within the park with mine?



((Oh, and if there's popular demand...I will begin to construct Guy's table of women in the park and I'll put it in his journal. XP))

Re: Posted on the board in reply

Date: 2008-09-15 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] una-harlequin.livejournal.com
Well, now I'm just confused. To clarify: are you saying, in effect, that the lady may essentially set the price for her valuable time? That if the simple pleasure of your company is not sufficient compensation, she might request more?

Still no signature.

Re: Posted on the board in reply

Date: 2008-09-15 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] una-harlequin.livejournal.com
"Long, heated"—Oh, now you're not even being subtle.

Re: Posted on the board in reply

Date: 2008-09-15 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] una-harlequin.livejournal.com
No, I suppose you weren't. Still, that was an exceptionally blatant double-entendre.

Good luck, Dr Secretan.


Nope, still no signature. She did wonder, as she walked away, if he had the sense to stake out the board to see who the respondent was; it was what she'd have done.
Edited Date: 2008-09-15 03:25 am (UTC)

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