Application: Arachne, Angel Sanctuary

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Mickey coughs theatrically. "'What is your name?'"

When Arachne was going to go up to Heaven to retrieve Alexiel's body, this was not what she was expecting. Unless Heaven had done a serious remodeling job since what she had last heard, she and Kurai must've taken a wrong turn somewhere.

She turns to her side to tell Kurai that she knew they should've taken a right when they were leaving Heaven, only to realize that her cousin isn’t there. She turns on her heel, looked around, and frowned to herself.

Well, given the current situation, it’s best just to play along, now isn't it? She studied her nails, and then glanced up at Mickey.

"My name is Arachne, sugar. What's yours?" God, that thing was hideous.


"What is your quest?" asks the Cat. It's perched, suddenly, on the roof of one of the gate-stiles.

"My quest?" Arachne asks, turning to the cat. She isn't sure where exactly she is, but even if it was Heaven, she had no doubt that she could fight off whoever came and attacked. "Well, right now, it's to retrieve Alexiel, I suppose."

"'What is the average w..?'" Mickey frowns down at the notebook. "You know, I don't really see why that's important." He flips a page. "'If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?'"

"Or," the Cat says, examining its tail with interest, "if you were a genie and someone you were trying to give three wishes to was trying to trick you into giving him more, what would you say?"

"Three wishes?" Arachne asks, giving a small smirk. "Oh, what I could get with three wishes. Lots of gorgeous men, tasty humans, and I suppose it would make my job easier if we could just wish Alexiel back.

"As for trying to trick me out of getting more than three wishes?" She gives a wink. "Well, I'd like to see someone try."

Mickey looks rather nonplused at the next, but reads, "'When the revolution comes, what skills will you be able to barter for food?'"

"What skills indeed?" she smiles. "Oh, I could 'barter' a whole lot of them. But I'm afraid you're going to need to be much more good-looking for me to tell you," she says, smiling at Mickey.

The Cat rolls its eyes in a friendly (and rather disconcertingly out-of-sync) way, and asks, "Milk, dark, or white chocolate?"

Arachne gasps, and she loses the sexy demeanor she had just seconds ago. "Oh, I'll take any kind of chocolate you've got on you. I love chocolate. It's one of the few good things that humans have come up with."

"'Choose the two coolest: robots, pirates, fairies, bears, ninjas, monkeys, vampires, or humans,'" says Mickey, giggling a bit as he goes through the list. "'Explain.'"

Arachne thinks the list over, and frowns to herself. "There's nothing too terribly interesting on that list, now is there?" He thought for a couple of seconds longer. "Well, I suppose that some human men aren't too hard on the eyes, and they are awfully tasty. And vampires are very sexy, now aren't they?"

"Great!" Mickey flips through the blank pages of the notebook at top, cartoon-y speed. "Well, I think that's just about it! Oh, and I'm supposed to ask, 'for your safety: are you carrying anything sharp?'"

Arachne gives a somewhat devillish smile, and the holds her hands out. "I'm not carrying any knives, if that's what you're asking."


((Arachne, from the manga Angel Sactuary; pre-series. A note: Arachne was born a man, but it's next to impossible to be able to tell. Unless your character is terribly perseptive, they shouldn't know until Arachne slips up (she tends to do it quite often too. Usually it's in the form of a boob slipping).

Permission has been obtained from all the Angel Sanctuary muns.))

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[kit-invelvet.livejournal.com]

Having talked to people 100 years older and younger than her in her short time here, Kitty was quickly trying to come to terms with the idea of all these different times, and had slipped into having to tell people about 'her time', as there seemed very few people around from then. The issue was, now she had to explain it to someone, whilst coming to terms with the fact a very attractive woman had her thumb on her lip, whilst trying to act as a natural man. She took a deep breath in and was noticably awkward, "Well, there's lots of people stuck here, from all sorts of different times and places. I'm from 1895, there's some gentlemen from the 18th and early 19th century, and lots of people from the 20th and even 21st centuries. So, one gets used to referring to things as 'in my time', I suppose." This was all done in one very quick breath, as to avoid making the situation any more awkward. She had quite possibly failed.

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Oh. The 19th century was such a bore. Arachne didn't make a habit of hanging around on Assiah, but she had gone up once in a while for a nice little treat. It did have it's interesting moments, but from what she knew so far, the latter part of the 20th century was much more interesting.

Making cute young men uncomfortable always was filled with great amusement, but for now, she backed off. "I see," said Arachne. "I think I understand. I'm from 1999 myself."

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Kitty smiled at her generously when she backed off a little, as she did feel more comfortable, even if she had to fight off the sensations in the bottom of her stomach all the while. "Over a 100 years in my future. This sort-of-time-traveller business is a little disturbing, really. It's scary to see how far the world seems to have gone in just a century, but also sort of...fascinating."

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Arachne nodded. "Humans have been developing very quickly lately," said Arachne. It was detrimental to her homeland. Geheness was a mirror land to Earth, and all the pollution that poisoned the Earth was also poisoning her own land.

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"I really do feel rather far behind. But I'm learning, I suppose." Not that it was really her idea of fun, and some of the new attitudes and concepts only made things worse, but she was definately learning.

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"Well, when you need to learn, you can learn pretty quickly." She licked her lips, and then looked Kit up and down. "I wouldn't mind teaching you a few things, Kit."

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Kitty gulped, not exactly sure how to deal with this, but desperately wanting to flirt back. She did have to remind herself that this poor woman didn't know she was a woman, and there could be much awkward explaining to do at a later date if she carried on flirting. "I would be quite happy to learn, to be honest."

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"Well then," said Arachne, "You're going to have to take me back to your place."

Arachne, of course, had a feeling that if this young gentleman found out Arachne was a man, he'd not be as keen on flirting. Arachne had no intention of having him find out though. She might be a big flirt, but she was also still a virgin.

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Kitty smirked, and judged that possibly a very bad idea. She might not be so damn keen once she found out this young man was actually a lesbian in drag. Nobody ever would be. "We'll definately have to see about that once you get in the park."

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"Into the pak?" Arachne asked, and then looked at the gate. "I don't see what's stopping me now..."

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"Oh, you have to wait for the Mouse to let you in. I know it makes no sense." She shrugged as if it wasn't that important, "It's not like you won't get let in, though. Never seen that happen."

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Arachne glanced at Mickey. "Is that thing supposed to be a mouse?" he certainly didn't look like it. "How long will that take?"

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"Apparently. Doesn't look very...realistic, does it?" Kitty shrugged as she couldn't really explain it. "Not that long, I'm sure."

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Arachne shrugged. "Well, if it's real, it automatically makes it realistic, doesn't it?" A question for the philosophers. "But now that I know what it's supposed to do, it's kind of creepy." She brought her hand to her mouth nervously, and glanced at it. Not that she was actually creeped out, but...

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"Yes, but for something so real, it doesn't look real at all." She shrugged, not quite knowing where to go with that one, "It is a little disturbing that their idea of governance is mice and cats, though."

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"They're in charge?" Arachne asked, giving them another sceptical look. And then she laughed. "Oh, that's good. I almost hope one eats the other."

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"I don't see any other kind of government around these parts." She laughed, "It'd give a new definition to political suicide, I suppose, throwing your lot in with a cat."

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Arachne had to laugh. "I think I'd much prefer anarchy than have those in charge."

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"Well, it is more like anarchy, I suppose. They don't do much, but I get the definate impression they're in charge." Kitty didn't really understand politics, but she knew when someone had authority.

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Arachne nodded, shooting one more glance at Mickey and the Cat, before turning back to Kit. "Well," she said. "I suppose I'm just as well suited to be in charge here as they are. Maybe I should make some changes. I am royalty, after all."

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Kitty did nothing but blink and go "Royalty?" Oh lord. She now had images of flirting with Queen Victoria and it was wrong.