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A dishevelled man is walking aimlessly about Dizzy Land, looking around himself in confusion, before his silent contemplation is interrupted...

Mickey coughs theatrically. "'What is your name?'" The man takes a step back in surprise, and looks from mouse to cat back to mouse again in what could be termed dismay, if dismay were a thousand times as intense and mingled with pure, unadulterated terror. “Leon Czolgosz,” he says after a long pause, in a voice that has a noticeable accent.

"What is your quest?" asks the Cat. It's perched, suddenly, on the roof of one of the gate-stiles. Ah. Now here’s a question that he’s wanted to answer for the world. Though he cannot, of course, shake off the terrible unease these creatures imbue him with, when he speaks next it is with more firmness.

“My quest is to set the poor man free from the bonds inflicted on him by the rich. My quest is to spread anarchy, because it is only through anarchy that we will be free; to spread the teachings of Miss Emma Goldman; to ensure that the poor man has a voice; to ensure that he may not suffer in silence. For this quest, I killed the President of the United States. For this quest I died, and for this quest I will readily die again,” he adds with vehemence.

"'What is the average w..?'" Mickey frowns down at the notebook. "You know, I don't really see why that's important." He flips a page. "'If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?'" “One! I desire for the poor man to be equal to the rich man, which can only gained in anarchy, so I would wish for anarchy. Two, I would wish for tyrants throughout the world to be brought to their justice. As for Three…” He shrugs. “I don’t know. Perhaps Miss Goldman could love me?

"Or," the Cat says, examining its tail with interest, "if you were a genie and someone you were trying to
give three wishes to was trying to trick you into giving him more, what would you say?"
He shrugs again. “I would say no. It is not right for one man to have many wishes when other men have three. It is not fair.”

Mickey looks rather nonplused at the next, but reads, "'When the revolution comes, what skills will you be able to barter for food?'" “Do you not listen? I have brought with me the revolution! I know how to change the world!” Czolgosz hisses. “I help to try to bring the revolution, when those who know what to do are too valuable to sacrifice. And…and yet the people do not follow me. I set them free, and yet they beat me and killed me… No! I must not think like this.” He hides his face in one of his hands for a moment.

When he looks up, he is considerably paler than before, and his face (before burning with passion) is now drawn and looks exhausted. “I have worked in a factory, baking bottles, and doing other such things,” he enunciates tonelessly. “Many years of work. Since I was ten, and I am twenty-eight now. I have worked hard. I…”

He draws himself up, takes a deep breath, and his fervent look returns. “I have worked hard. I have worked hard to bring about the revolution! The revolution will welcome me, and will not forget my services. I told the world of the revolution, as Gaetano Bresci did, and though they did not understand, they will soon. I assassinated President McKinley for the cause. I will be welcomed with open arms!”

The Cat rolls its eyes in a friendly (and rather disconcertingly out-of-sync) way, and asks, "Milk, dark, or white chocolate?" After his small breakdown, this question is quite anticlimactic. “I don’t care. Food is food.”

"'Choose the two coolest: robots, pirates, fairies, bears, ninjas, monkeys, vampires, or humans,'" says Mickey, giggling a bit as he goes through the list. "'Explain.'" The man looks pained now. This is reminding him of his trial; all of these questions, all of these bizarre questions he can’t answer, because – and he has wondered if it was the purpose of the questions – he feels so stupid in front of these people who appear to be trying to make him look stupid as it is. So he does now what he did then: he shakes his head, and says “No, sir”.

"Great!" Mickey flips through the blank pages of the notebook at top, cartoon-y speed. "Well, I think that's just about it! Oh, and I'm supposed to ask, 'for your safety: are you carrying anything sharp?'" “No. I have a gun,” he adds helpfully.

Date: 2006-10-29 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katou-moon.livejournal.com
"Communism too," Katou says. "I mean, a good communism, the rich and the poor would ... well, they wouldn't be equal because there wouldn't be a rich or a poor. But ya kinda need a government for that."

How Katou knows any of that is anyone's guess.

Date: 2006-10-29 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katou-moon.livejournal.com
Katou shrugged. "I don't think communism can work outside of theory. I mean, even if the government wasn't corrupt you'd have those people who would want to actually earn what they're getting, and those who'd figure they're getting it anyways and not bother. And the latter is what everyone who's not some sort of freak is." He shrugged. "I was just throwing it out there because it's about as likely to work as anarchy, no offense. Because with anarchy there'd always be a struggle to get some sort of authority or power or something to prove you were better than all the rest. You'd have a bunch of warlords ruling the place."


Katou's super secret passion that no one knows about, number one.
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Date: 2006-10-30 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katou-moon.livejournal.com
Katou turns to see Kira and... well, not so much as blushed as turned completely red. He hadn't realized anyone he knew had been around. "I... I... Shut up!"
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Date: 2006-10-30 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katou-moon.livejournal.com
Katou takes it, although somewhat hesitantly, and gives a Look to Kira. This is so humiliating. "Cool. I'll look it over." He hadn't missed the reluctance. "And then I'll give it back to you."

Date: 2006-10-30 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katou-moon.livejournal.com
Katou shoots Kira a look that clearly says If this ever comes up I'm going to hunt you down and rip out your throat and then throw your body off the top of Space Mountain and then hide it under the lake where it will never be found, you stupid bastard, gives Czolgosz a bit of a smile, and then heads towards his place where he's going to read the pamphlet in privacy where no one else he knows can see him.

Stupid Kira.

Date: 2006-10-30 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kuchiki.livejournal.com
"You're... dead?" Rukia echoes, highly confused. A dead person shouldn't be here. A dead person should be in Soul Society, where he belongs. She would very much like to argue with him about his politics, too -- it's essentially the opposite of everything the shinigami believe -- but she's too caught up on that for the time being.

"How can you be here if you're dead? You don't belong here..."

Date: 2006-10-30 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kuchiki.livejournal.com
"I guess so," Rukia admits reluctantly. "To be honest, none of us really belong here. I guess you're no different. It's just..." Rukia frowns. She can't help but be upset by the idea of the dead mingling with the living.

"It's unfortunate you can't go to the appropriate place of rest, that's all."

Date: 2006-10-30 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kuchiki.livejournal.com
"Of course you don't," Rukia said, sighing. "You probably haven't ever seen Soul Society, have you?" Maybe he wasn't from Rukia's world at all? It was hard to say. But he felt so normal, so human, like a lot of the other humans Rukia had felt.

Date: 2006-10-30 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kuchiki.livejournal.com
"It's for departed human souls. You belong there. But you haven't seen it because you're here instead. Or because you belong to an alternate dimension. It's hard to tell, anymore." Ruka sighed. She seemed to study him, her face weary-looking. "It's not a belief. It's something I know becase I've seen it. Technically, I am dead." Well, she had been a dead human once, anyway. "But unlike most of the dead, I have other responsibilities."

Date: 2006-10-30 02:21 pm (UTC)
skaffenamtiskaw: (Formal - Blue)
From: [personal profile] skaffenamtiskaw
Well now! An interesting fellow. Possibly delusional -- what's this about being dead? having died? Perhaps his faculties were damaged by a mock execution; unenlightened civilisations are known to have resorted to such barbaric measures, with predictably deleterious effects. But the drone admires the man's goals; perhaps he could be useful.

It skims through the air and stops at eye-level, a respectful distance from Leon. "Hello, Mr Czolgosz. My name is Fohristiwhirl Skaffen-Amtiskaw Handrahen Dran Easpyou -- do call me Skaffen-Amtiskaw. How do you do? I find your politics fascinating, sir."

Date: 2006-11-09 03:07 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] skaffenamtiskaw
"I am a drone, sir," it replies, dipping slightly in a small bow. "That is to say, I am an artificial intelligence in a mechanical body, and I am a citizen of the intergalactic civilisation known as the Culture. It is an essentially socialist civilisation, hence my interest in your politics."

Date: 2006-11-14 10:30 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] skaffenamtiskaw
"Equality for all men. And women, and artificial intelligences, and other affiliated species." The drone is pleased at the interest. "There is no scarcity, no one is forced into work they cannot or do not wish to do," well, sometimes that's not strictly true, but anyway "and everyone is able to find a niche for their talents and skills." It pauses thoughtfully, and adds, "Of course, it did take a few millennia to achieve that state. But it may provide an example to your world."

Date: 2006-10-31 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irrepressible-c.livejournal.com
"You've got a gun?" asks Calvin, bouncing over to see. "Cool! Can I hold it?"

One of these days, someone is bound to say yes, he reasons.

Date: 2006-11-06 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irrepressible-c.livejournal.com
"Shoot it," says Calvin, patiently. He hasn't really thought about the details past that point, but no doubt they'd work themselves out. Oh, but wait, grownups don't usually approve of that kind of honesty. "Um. I mean, 'nothing special, I just want to look at it.'" He pauses. "Unless you think I should shoot it."

Date: 2006-11-10 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irrepressible-c.livejournal.com
"Most of the people I'd like to shoot aren't here." He sounds just a touch moody. How is it that he never had this kind of opportunity during a school day? Why did random men in old-fashioned clothes never come wandering along with guns when Moe was taking his lunch money?

((...and I try, and fail, to come up with an IC response to this question that isn't disturbing on some level. No, Calvin would not actually shoot any of his classmates.))

Date: 2006-11-17 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irrepressible-c.livejournal.com
"Well, there's Moe. He's a bully at my school. I think he spawned from the mildew on one of the gym mats. He's six years old, and he shaves. He also beats me up sometimes, although Hobbes has scared him off a couple of times." Calvin indicates Hobbes, who waves.

"And then there's Miss Wormwood...say, I don't suppose you've got some kind high explosives or a rocket launcher I could use to just blow up the school overnight or something?"

Date: 2006-11-02 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickey-mous.livejournal.com
"Well, okay," squeaks Mickey. "Are you ready to find out which excitin' land you're gonna live in?"

((No rush on replying if you want to answer the others first. I just didn't want to forget...))

Date: 2006-11-09 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickey-mous.livejournal.com
"You'll be livin' here now. But we hafta find a place for you to stay. See, we've got eight neato lands." Mickey ticks them off on his fingers and there are just enough fingers for lands.

"There's Adventureland for tough guys and gals, Tomorrowland for people of the future, Critter Country for critters and the people who love 'em, Toon Town (that's where I live), Fantasyland is a magical place, Main Street for normal folks, New Orleans Square which is a little spooky, and Frontierland for those folks who are on the edge and in between. If you could choose your home, where would you want to be?"

Date: 2006-11-14 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickey-mous.livejournal.com
"Ya okay, Leon?" asks Mickey, peering at him.

Date: 2006-11-15 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickey-mous.livejournal.com
Mickey can't understand the question, nor can he express how the land is supposed to represent tomorrow as envisioned yesterday. "The day after today, a'course. Ha ha!"

Date: 2006-12-12 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickey-mous.livejournal.com
"Well, I'm sorry, Leon, but it looks like I gotta send you to the monorail..." says Mickey sadly. "Good luck!"

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