LOL GO, PLANET

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

"By your powers combined, I am....wait, what?"



Mickey coughs theatrically. "'What is your name?'"

Captain Planet looks around, a grin on his face. Ahaaa...these guys were funny. He was going to go along with this, it sounded like fun.

"Well, I'm Captain Planet. I like long walks on the beach, and..."


"What is your quest?" asks the Cat. It's perched, suddenly, on the roof of one of the gate-stiles.

"My quest? To save the environment, and aid the Planeteers in their quest to improve state of the environment..." though now that he thought of it, looking around, he didn't see much...damage here. Something looked a little odd about that sky, though.


"'What is the average w..?'" Mickey frowns down at the notebook. "You know, I don't really see why that's important." He flips a page. "'If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?'"
"Or," the Cat says, examining its tail with interest, "if you were a genie and someone you were trying to give three wishes to was trying to trick you into giving him more, what would you say?"

"Well, I really wish that Verminous Skumm would take a bath, but I'm also slightly afraid to see what that would do to our water," Planet laughs, scratching his head. "Seriously, I don't know what I'd wish for besides for people to just care a little bit and at least use flourescent lightbulbs--it'd also help if trash went in the...y'know, trash bin. Though I think Hoggish Greedly is hogging all the space in them at this time."


Mickey looks rather nonplused at the next, but reads, "'When the revolution comes, what skills will you be able to barter for food?'"

"Skills? Gee, I don't know if I really have any of those...I can do this, though!" and he turns and zaps some snow with his hand, melting it into a large puddle before blowing on it to freeze it into solid ice. And now that he thought of it, that was probably a bit of a health hazard, so repeating the process and adding a bit of windpower, he directs his attention to creating an ice sculpture of a giant heart instead.


The Cat rolls its eyes in a friendly (and rather disconcertingly out-of-sync) way, and asks, "Milk, dark, or white chocolate?"

Still sculpting his iced heart, he calls to the cat, "Oooh, white, please! But I'll take either, really--I don't like being a chocolate racist..."


"'Choose the two coolest: robots, pirates, fairies, bears, ninjas, monkeys, vampires, or humans,'" says Mickey, giggling a bit as he goes through the list. "'Explain.'"

He steps back from the giant block of ice now. He admires his work for a moment or two before turning back to the large cat and mouse and answers, "Definitely not robots, unless they helped plant trees. I think humans and monkeys work well together when picking up garbage and recycling, anyway."


"Great!" Mickey flips through the blank pages of the notebook at top, cartoon-y speed. "Well, I think that's just about it! Oh, and I'm supposed to ask, 'for your safety: are you carrying anything sharp?'"
Captain Planet laughs while he watches the mouse flip through the pages. He's tempted to do it himself, but alas, he has no book to do so with. He tilts his head to the side and smiles at the final question, saying, "No, though I would argue that I'm a pretty sharp dresser." and with that, he puts his hands on his hips and shows off his flashy outfit...which isn't much different from his usual shorts, boots, and half-shirt.





But somehow? This was seeming like less of a joke, no matter how more ridiculous it was becoming...


((And this, ladies and gentlemen, is Captain Planet, taken from...err...Captain Planet and the Planeteers, anyway. 'SUP?))

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[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. It was Captain Planet. It was actually Captain Fucking Planet.

Katou didn't know what to say, besides stare dumbfoundedly. Knowing Virgil was from Batman's world, was one thing. Hell, even having Batman show up would be one thing. But this was Captain Planet.

"Uh..." he said, standing at the entrance way. "Hi."

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

Captain Planet's eyes widened and he turned to face Katou; he wasn't one of his Planeteer friends, but he didn't seem to look like much of an environmental threat, either. He waved and grinned.

"Hi, there! You, uh...wouldn't happen to know....where I am, would you?" he then gave a wink, "or if this is some kind of a prank?"

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

"Uh," said Katou. "Uhm... Yeah." He paused, shook his head, and grinned. "Uh, you're in Disneyland. Or some sorta weird version of it. And if it's a prank, it's a big elaborate one."

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

"Ahaaaa!" Captain Planet laughed, then, "Okay, I gotcha...so how long does this last, then?"

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

"How long does what last?" asked Katou. "You standing here lasts... fuck if I know. It took me a couple of hours, but I had different questions and shit. I'm pretty sure you're stuck here though."

[ive-never-not.livejournal.com]

Lilly stared.

And stared some more.

"Okay, this is just too weird, even for Creepy-Ass-Fake-Disneyland."

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

Captain Planet turned and returned the stare at Lilly.

And he, too, stared some more.

"Creepy-Ass-Fake-Disneyland, huh? So what happens if I wanted to look for the Fake-Disneyland?" he asked, quite obviously amused.

[ive-never-not.livejournal.com]

Lilly rolled her eyes. She never did like Captain Planet.

"Look around, Cap'n. You're in Fake-Disneyland."

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

Captain Planet blinked, but did as she requested and took a look around him.

"But...I could have sworn you said this was the 'Creepy-Ass-Fake-Disneyland'...are you sure you're in the right place?"

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Like those before him, Setsuna, also, can only stare and gape.

"Err...are you for real?" Honestly. Captain Planet? Spouting save the world crap at them? This wasn't some Disneyland joke?

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

"Gee, I sure am popular today!" Captain Planet said as he turned around to face Setsuna as well.

Though smirking a little, and patting himself all over, he replied, "Well, I think I'm real. This isn't one of those quantum physics tests, is it? You know those ones where something only exists because you believe it's there?"

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

This brought on nervous laughs from the blond. Was this really real? Well, aside from Captain Planet thinking he was real.

"Look, don't bother with the save the Earth stuff here. We still haven't figured out how this place runs and that...it just.... Forget it." This was a lost cause, wasn't it?

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

"And why's that? I'd think it's good to be in the habit of doing that everywhere," Captain Planet protested, but as he did so, he started looking around him again. This place seemed oddly...clean.

Peculiar!

[yourshadowking.livejournal.com]

Kyouya had actually been aware there were fictional characters. And he had also actually been aware that there were superpowered types, as well. But for the most part, he had avoided such people because their existence was frustrating and illogical.

Obviously it was time to get over that, especially if he wanted to begin putting plans into motion. But Kyouya was beginning to suspect he'd chosen the wrong place to start if he wanted to ease into the idea of impossible notions.

"Captain Planet," he said simply, staring at the man.

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

"Why, hello there," Captain Planet cheerfully said as he stretched his hand out toward Kyouya, "...I'm sorry, it's been awhile and I meet too many people--what was your name?"

He wasn't actually sure if he had met Kyouya before, but it could be possible, right? Planet's contact list was quite an amazing thing, though he thought he got too many calls from unwanted people (no, not the Planeteers).

[yourshadowking.livejournal.com]

Kyouya extended his hand as well and shook Captain Planet's hand, smiling. "Ah, no, forgive me. I overheard you give your name when you arrived. Kyouya Ootori."

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

Captain Planet smacked a hand to his forehead and laughed, "That's right! Ohhh...well, it is nice to meet you, Kyouya Ootori. But by any chance, would you happen to know the quickest way out of here? Or...have you seen some kids running around here with t-shirts with this logo on them?" and as he said it, he gestured to the globe picture on his own weird shirt.

[philosopher-rex.livejournal.com]

"Okay, Captain Planet, I have just one question for you: What kind of totally lame power is Heart, anyway? I mean, Heart? Really?" The whole Heart thing had always bothered T-Rex...

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

Captain Planet's eyes widened and he stared at T-Rex for a moment, almost looking hurt at the comment about the power of the heart.

He smiled, however, and shrugged a little as he explained, "Heart, in fact, is probably the most important power that my Planeteers, and anyone, has. It's good for people to clean up the environment and all, but things are truly in balance when people care about what they are doing, and show genuine love for themselves, the people around them, and of course, the world they live in. Because remember that when hatred controls people, things are destroyed...and we definitely don't want that!"

[philosopher-rex.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, okay, but since when have you ever been able to totally blow anything up with genuine love? Never, that's when! You can't blast away bad guys with genuine love unless you're a Care Bear."

Fortunately, T-Rex had a solution. "Maybe you should change Heart to Badassery? That way, people can clean up the enivornment while doing extreme skateboard moves and launching bad guys into the moon. I think that would be way more awesome than all this really caring stuff."

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

Captain Planet couldn't help but laugh at this. "You certainly are a creative guy! But I'd rather settle things in a less violent way than add to the destruction of...anything! You don't need to detonate anything with love--ever heard of 'love makes the world go 'round?'"

Though he had to admit, "Badassery" sounded pretty interesting, fully equipped with the skateboard moves and whatnot...and he couldn't help but grin when he thought of little Ma-Ti nailing big, ugly Greedly into the moon with a skateboard.

[mickey-mous.livejournal.com]

"Okie-dokie, Captain Planet," Mickey grinned. "Are ya ready to find out which of our excitin' lands you're gonna live in?"

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

"Are they really that exciting? I suppose they must be if they clean themselves, aren't they?" He still wasn't too sure about what he was going to do about the Planeteers, but he was sure that he would...could...if...he could think of something eventually. Until then...

"Sure. What have you got for me, Mr. Mouse?"

[mickey-mous.livejournal.com]

"Course they are!" said Mickey indignantly. "And I think you'd like Toon Town. That's where I live..."

[planeteerslol.livejournal.com]

Captain Planet nodded in acceptance, thinking that living near a walking, talking mouse couldn't be that bad, afterall. "Toon Town, eh? Is that where people go for some 'tuning' in?"