The Disneyland Omnivore, Vol 1, Issue 2

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[Mailed to every resident of the park, the paper consists of a few sheets of standard letter-sized paper stapled together, typed up on an old IBM Selectric. The banner is hand-lettered.]

In this issue:

• An Ongoing Investigation
• New Arrivals
• Crossword

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An Ongoing Investigation
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Welcome to the new park arrivals!
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Crossword by Dr. Daniel Jackson
Solution will appear in the next issue
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Open-RP

[under-arrest-d.livejournal.com]

Leon wasn't what one would call pleased after learning that there were ducklings, which meant that the ducks might be reproducing naturally. It wasn't that he wanted the people to be turning into ducks, it was just that if the duck population growing could be attributed to reproduction, it meant that he was back at square one.

Of course, that didn't get rid of the evidence of a precident, nor did it mean that D (and Leon) could talk to the ducks suddenly, so there was still that at least. Brightening, Leon realized that Rae could've just been lying because she hated him or something. People often fed the police false information, didn't they? There was no way that after all of his searching and observing them that he had missed an entire family of ducklings, especially seeing as they couldn't really fly.

And then a couple swam by him. He promptly began screaming obscenities at them, causing a couple of ducks to take flight.