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[snitchnicker.livejournal.com]

James and Sirius, for today an accountant and a dentist, respectively, put the finishing touches on the Haunted Mansion (they had started the night before, and upon finding that in the morning their changes were still there, they had been quite pleased and finished up). Now that the room where the ceiling rose was magicked so that everyone would fit in it and still have plenty of space to move. On top of that, they had magically rewired the loudspeakers to the room, put up some spooky decorations, and even completed it with fake, scary looking ghosts (they had both been quite disappointed in the morning to discover that some of their ruder decorations, including hot, naked ghosts, were removed).

Then, James began to write the letters, and started some music.



Crowley,

We're throwing a party at the Haunted Mansion. Do you think you could provide refreshments? Feel free to come as well.

- James Potter and Sirius Black

Then, identical letters were sent out to everyone in the park.

Hey,

There will be a Halloween party at the Haunted Mansion in New Orlean's Square. Come around and have a great time. Also, if you have drinks or food that you want to bring to share, feel free.

- James Potter and Sirius Black

On the bottom of the paper, there's a witch flying on a broom, actually moving around on the paper.

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[grimsirius.livejournal.com]

"Well, all right," Sirius said, thinking that R2D2 had seemed a lot less of an arse. "What are you, then?"

[skaffenamtiskaw]

"I," the drone said with asperity, "am a drone, an artificial intelligence created by the Culture. The Culture is an interstellar civilisation comprising some dozen humanoid species and assorted AIs. That R2D2 fellow is quite pleasant, I admit," it went on, unknowingly echoing Sirius's thoughts, "but something of an antique by Culture standards."

[grimsirius.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I see," Sirius said, although he didn't really. "Well, congrats on being so special, mate," he said, planning to tell James that they didn't like this drone fellow.

[skaffenamtiskaw]

"Thank you," the drone said, with only a tiny trace of irony in its tone. Without another word, it drifted on to see who else it could insult.