Post on the bulletin board

[john-adams-1776.livejournal.com]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In two days' time there will be a town meeting regarding the formation of an independent police force at Disneyland. I would appreciate your thoughts on this crucial matter and trust you will do your civic duty in attending. The meeting shall be held in the Golden Horseshoe theater in Frontierland at mid-day. Should you have any questions prior to the event, please notify me at your earliest convenience.

Most sincerely,
J. Adams

Comments

[veronica-pi.livejournal.com]

Is that why you keep getting arrested? Some kind of fetish?

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that it's been ages since I've been arrested. Of course, there really hasn't been anyone with authority to arrest me. But honestly, back home, there weren't exactly a superabundance of hot chick cops to feed a fetish. Though that one German woman...Ingrid?...did seem like a bit of a vixen.

You know my heart beats only for your own self-righteousness.

[veronica-pi.livejournal.com]

What, so the story about your secret crush on Lamb wasn't true?

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to rain on your masturbatory fantasy, but I'm afraid that was all on his side. Bad enough acting out scenes from NYPD Blue, but I draw the line at wearing ruby slippers.

[veronica-pi.livejournal.com]

What? Weevil lied to me?

Next you'll be saying the story about you and the walrus isn't true, either.

[thebadboyfriend.livejournal.com]

Total framejob from the families of the dead oysters. I'm allergic to shellfish, after all, I couldn't have been responsible.