SECOND ANNUAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! (Open RP)

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Crowley awoke, not in his comfortable bed inside Club 33, but disoriented and hung over on a bench in front of the castle, an empty bottle of rum still clutched in one hand, mouth fuzzy, and head pounding.

"Ngk."

He brought up the other hand to guard his bleary, uncovered eyes from the glaring sun. It took him a moment to realize that there was a great deal more frilly sleeve around his wrist than there should be. After a perfectly still moment, Crowley ever so cautiously moved his hand down slightly to discover a mustache and double braided beard.

"Bugger."

It wasn't what he meant to say.

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[no1likeher.livejournal.com]

"Hi Will!"

[iron-and-latin.livejournal.com]

…

Why did he get stuck as the Orlando Bloom character?

Inwardly Sam did find Jack’s words amusing, but him-as-Will was unable to really follow the pirate’s convoluted speech, and started to get a little glassy-eyed. ‘Will’ wasn’t very smart, apparently.

“Where is the Pearl, then, Jack? And your crew?” he asked, with a hint of ‘you lost it already?’ in his tone. To Elizabeth he said, “Hello Elizabeth, it’s good to see you,” and was vaguely disturbed by the tone he’d taken toward a nine year old girl.

[no1likeher.livejournal.com]

The nine year old is blissfully ignorant of any nasty bad wrongness.

While the banter between "Jack" and "Will" was raging, somewhere in the back of Pippi's brain something stirred and tried to convince her she was a pirate named Elizabeth... This turned out to be completely unnecessary. Never before was a person more certain that they were already a pirate thank you very much. It didn't matter what people called her. Whoever this other pirate gal was she'd have to wait her turn because she was here first. So neyah.

Once she was done with that boring train of thought she gave Will a hug.

"It's good to see you too!" she said as if she had missed him ever so much, if she'd ever met him before that is.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Because Sam was the second hottest, of course...

"That was the very subject I'd intended to bring up with you, Will, me boy. Were you or were you not at the wheel last?"

Feeling a stirring of something uncomfortably like jealousy - not a common occurrence in the demon's life thus far - he leaned down to stage whisper to Elizabeth.

"I shouldn't get too close, luv. Nothin' to get excited about." And he made a 'snip, snip' sort of hand gesture with a hard look at the front of Sam's trousers. This was also entirely inappropriate for a nine-year-old or anyone else, really.

*dies laughing*

[iron-and-latin.livejournal.com]

Or possibly because Sam was an emo pretty boy

"I was not," Sam answered, a bit flustered by how his voice seemed to have gotten lower and gruffer since the conversation started. He got even more flustered at the old 'eunich' gag, but Will was only vaguely bemused. "Maybe we should go find her," he suggested uncomfortably.

Re: *dies laughing*

[no1likeher.livejournal.com]

Pippi was thinking that "Jack" was making some sort of comment on how "Will" needed to get his clothes altered or some such.

Pippi thought they fit just fine.

But they kept talking about a 'Pearl'... Hadn't Susan said something about a 'Pearl'?

"Isn't Pearl in Tomorrowland?" she asked the two of them.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Crowley raised an eyebrow. "My Pearl is in the future," he repeated with a vague flapping of wrists and stared at Sam again.

"I've lost her once or twice, mate, but never in time..."