Application for Nymphadora Tonks

[mummychameleon.livejournal.com]

((HERE THAR BE SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS

Also, in Tonks's journal as well. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH HER IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK AND DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED, I will feel really freaking bad.))



With a flash of green, Tonks felt the life being sucked out of her, and everything went black. She didn't even feel her body hit the ground. It seemed like ages and forever but also no time at all when she opened her eyes again - Well, she wasn't expecting that. When she opened her eyes, she was standing outside, and there was... A mouse?

Mickey coughs theatrically. "'What is your name?'"

Tonks hesitates, completely unsure of what's going on, and adopts a defensive sort of stance. She had just been hit by Avada Kedavra, hadn't she? "...Tonks. Just. Tonks."

"What is your quest?" asks the Cat. It's perched, suddenly, on the roof of one of the gate-stiles.

She knew it was something sinister. Tonks frowns. "To protect people, to fight against You-Know-Who. What the hell is this?"

"'What is the average w..?'" Mickey frowns down at the notebook. "You know, I don't really see why that's important." He flips a page. "'If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?'"

Wha... Tonks raises an eyebrow, her stance loosening just a bit. "...Three wishes?"

...Oh, Hell. The afterlife isn't ruled by Mickey Mouse, is it?

"That'd be that You-Know-Who was completely gone," Tonks begins tentatively. After a moment, she continues. "To bring back everyone he's killed... And..." Tonks smiles slightly at this, though sadly. "Make it so that Remus isn't or wasn't a werewolf... So things might be easier for him."

"Or," the Cat says, examining its tail with interest, "if you were a genie and someone you were trying to give three wishes to was trying to trick you into giving him more, what would you say?"

The lack of attacks so far is comforting (not to mention the fact that that huge ugly mouse is a muggle invention, and therefore probably not being used by Death Eaters), and though she doesn't completely let her guard down, Tonks answers this one far more easily. "I'd tell him, 'Hey, three wishes or no wishes! It's up to you.'"

Mickey looks rather nonplussed at the next, but reads, "'When the revolution comes, what skills will you be able to barter for food?'"

Tonks tenses immediately. Revolution. "The only revolution will be what we're doing now, and I have full faith in everyone fighting that there won't need to be another."

The Cat rolls its eyes in a friendly (and rather disconcertingly out-of-sync) way, and asks, "Milk, dark, or white chocolate?"

Okay, what? First 'your quest', then wishes, then talk of a revolution and now chocolate? ...Dementors! "Milk and dark are the only ones that are actually chocolate, so white won't work, will it? I figured you'd know that. Why, lost control?"

"'Choose the two coolest: robots, pirates, fairies, bears, ninjas, monkeys, vampires, or humans,'" says Mickey, giggling a bit as he goes through the list. "'Explain.'"

"Er..." Tonks reaches up and ruffles her own hair as it goes through a couple shades of green. She pauses, throws her hand down, and glares at the mouse. "Alright, damn it! Enough with the ridiculous questions, what is going on?!

"Great!" Mickey flips through the blank pages of the notebook at top, cartoon-y speed. "Well, I think that's just about it! Oh, and I'm supposed to ask, 'for your safety: are you carrying anything sharp?'"

No, I don't carry sharp things, I'm too clumsy. "Listen, mouse, I don't know what I'm doing here, but I can tell you my wand is more dangerous than anything sharp I might have on my person."

((OOC: She's taken directly after her death - As in, seconds after.))

Comments

[mummychameleon.livejournal.com]

"Vanished..." Tonks frowned. She didn't like the sound of that. "I... I hope so too." She had no idea about what might have been between the two of them.

[grimsirius.livejournal.com]

"I'm not worried about that," he replied. "After all, I met Remus again when he was older than that, and while he didn't mention this ever having happened, I'm assuming he got out okay."

[mummychameleon.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that's right..." So he must've turned out okay. "You're right, Sirius. Thank you."

[grimsirius.livejournal.com]

"Don't worry about it," he said with a grin. "Us sane Blacks have to look out for one another."

[mummychameleon.livejournal.com]

"Absolutely... Though," she winked. "Are there any sane Blacks? Maybe you and I are just insane in a different way."

[grimsirius.livejournal.com]

"Well, what with all the inbreeding, I'd say a bit of insanity is to be expected," he said. "Seeing as how we both believe we're trapped in a muggle theme park run by cartoon characters, I suppose we don't have much of a leg to stand on, do we?"

[mummychameleon.livejournal.com]

"Gross, don't even remind me about that." Tonks gave him a look of anguish. "It makes me feel like I need a shower."

[grimsirius.livejournal.com]

"My parents were second cousins, and they're far from the worst of it. That's the family for you, though. Wouldn't want to mess around with muggles or werewolves, but incest is okay." He smiled. "I think the Black blood has been just diluted enough in your boy that he ought to be fine, so no worries there."

[mummychameleon.livejournal.com]

"He's already a sweetie," Tonks said fondly. "I'm sure he'll be fine. And he has Remus's blood, too, not just ours."

[grimsirius.livejournal.com]

"Better a Lupin than a Black, I say. He'll have inherited all of that concentrated decentness those Lupins posses, so good on him." He smiled somewhat sadly. "I really do wish I'd had a chance to meet him. It's a requirement that all my mate's offspring be spoiled rotten by their uncle Sirius, you know. The two of you are in direct violation of the rule, going off and having a kid after I'm all dead or whatnot."

[mummychameleon.livejournal.com]

"Would've done so before but things didn't work out. Maybe it's your fault for going and dying, huh?" Tonks smiled back, though hers held a hint of sadness as well. "We've all missed you."

[grimsirius.livejournal.com]

"I suppose it was a bit selfish of me," he admitted, and then added "How did Remus-- well, obviously he was fine, but was he-- you know what? Don't answer that."