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[under-arrest-d.livejournal.com]

Cayce,

I can't believe I'm actually writing This doesn't sit well at all Whatever, it's not like it's anything super confidential Stop being so paranoid Leon You can take Delirium off of your 'may be missing' list, and add her to your 'actually is missing' list. It's been confirmed.

Also, there's a talking dog named Barnabas who lives near the teacups now instead [Delirium had been his owner].

-Leon




Dear John and Daniel,

I've been told that you two have been making moonshine. Care to help a fellow out and send some my way?

- Leon Orcot

P.S. I thought I should mention that by California law, anyone who has possession of alcohol that's not clearly labeled with the quantity and proof strength is, or anyone with containers more than a gallon of the stuff without a license is breaking the law, but given our circumstances, and the fact that the other guy with booze is a fucking tyrant, I'll let it slide [assuming, of course, that you're actually breaking California law. If you're not, colour me impressed]



Carrot,

I got a request to join the force by a talking dog. He seems okay by me, but I figured I should probably check with you as well. What say you? Would you like to meet him?

-Leon

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[kzadbhat.livejournal.com]

Leon,

How Fortunate a finde!! I have great amonts of Experience in the area of Canine Unitts, and, would be very glade to meet this Aspiring Officer. But I am Certain his addicion would be moste Beneficial for our aimes.

--Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson, Watch

[under-arrest-d.livejournal.com]

Leon had to reread the last letter in the note several times before he realized what it meant. He had certain from his time in France/Canada/Monaco that it meant something like 'like,' and because of this, it didn't sink in right away that Carrot had meant aims.

Carrot,

Great! When can you meet him? I didn't really get the impression that he had a whole lot to do.

-Leon

[caycep]

Leon,

Thanks for the info. A talking dog, huh? I wish I could say I was surprised, but at this point, it's just another thing.

-Cayce

[a-good-man.livejournal.com]

Leon,

We’ve got a bit more than a gallon and I don’t know what the proof is, but I am pretty damn sure that we’re not in California.

But since you’re letting it slide, here’s a bottle of our best. Use your best judgment, and enjoy.

Daniel and John

[under-arrest-d.livejournal.com]

Daniel and John,

It's Disneyland, and Disneyland is in California, and I don't care if that's the only similarity, I want to at least pretend that I'm only half an hour from home.

Thanks a lot!

Leon

[a-good-man.livejournal.com]

Leon,

Fair enough. And you're welcome. (drawing of a smiley face with glasses)

-Daniel and John