Dizzy Land

"I'd think a cone would fit better," the demon mused, "if the point of it rests in the space between the elephants, on the turtle's shell. Be more secure, right? Less chafing, too. Course, then you run into the danger of it starting a fire on the turtle's shell, supposing that the cone is turning, which would become a vast inferno that consumes your entire world, but I shouldn't worry about that, really..."