Letter to Crowley

[urielofearth.livejournal.com]

Mister Crowley,

It has come to my knowledge that you are seeing my son. Or, possibly, the other way around.

Wise or not, I happen to trust his judgement enough not to interfere with his choice of lovers. However, should you ever purposefully hurt him, I will consider it my fatherly duty to deal with you.

And I assure you, the results of my anger are rarely pleasant.

Yours,
Uriel

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[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Crowley was not expecting a letter to ruin his day. He was especially not expecting to get a letter from an archangel, nor to learn that said archangel was the abusive, manipulative father of his teenaged lover, who really didn't look like one of the nephilim.

Perhaps recklessly, he wrote back. Uriel probably didn't know who he was...

Uriel,

Odd, because it has come to my attention that you're a total prick.

You shouldn't interfere because it's really none of your business. Your son is of age and can make his own decisions. Free will is a bugger, isn't it? I'm not going to hurt him, so you can shove your fatherly duty up your arse. Oh, but if you should hurt him again, expect the same in return.

I can assure you as well, that the results of my anger are equally unpleasant.

Fuck you,
Crowley

[urielofearth.livejournal.com]

For a moment after reading the letter Uriel was quite shocked. Then, however, he realized what Crowley must have thought. Well, that wouldn't do.

Crowley,

I shall have you know that I have not hurt Katou, nor do I have any intention of doing so. You are presumably referring to his human father, who was indeed a monster of the worst kind. Feel free to ask Katou whether I have ever hurt him. I should hope you shall receive a negative answer.

As I already said, I trust Katou to choose his own lovers. That is, indeed, none of my business. If you are indeed not going to hurt him, I shall not bother you any further.

I'll have you know that in Heaven nobody but Michael dares to approach me during my moments of rage. You would do wisely not to anger me, either.

Returning the sentiment,
Uriel

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Did the Severer have no sense, wondered Crowley. Why the hell would he go around declaring himself an angel to someone he thought was more than likely human? Unless he was just pretending to be. Aziraphale's letter (http://community.livejournal.com/dizzy_land/36072.html?thread=2412776#t2412776) had said that he didn't sense much power from him...

Uriel,

Oh, no. I'm terrified now. I do hope you won't hurt me in your moment of rage.

And I will be asking Katou, now that you mention it.

Almost too desperately afraid to tell you to fuck off,
Crowley

[urielofearth.livejournal.com]

Had Uriel known what Crowley was thinking, he might have been surprised. With so many obviously non-human beings in the park, he hadn't even thought to conceal what he was -- never mind the fact that he was not used to dealing with humans. In his own reality, he had never had to hide what he was; everybody had known it already.

He did, however, recognize the sarcasm in the letter. After a moment of thinking, he decided it deserved no reply. As long as Katou was not hurt, he had no business with Crowley. There was no reason to be as childish as the other man.

After thus deciding not to be childish, Uriel resumed his usual activity of wandering around with his stuffed toy.