Notice on the bulletin board

[a-cruel-irony.livejournal.com]

HELP WANTED:

Leader of greatest empire on earth looking for an assistant. Must be able to lift heavy loads, clean secret labs without destroying glassware, avoid questioning orders, and enjoy roller coasters. Cooking and baking a plus. No experience necessary. Will train the right candidate. Preferably large, young, male, cute, and dumb as a brick. Good advancement opportunity. Contact Yzma.

Comments

[grumpy-sunshine.livejournal.com]

Do you offer competitive vision and dental plans for your henchpersons?

Also, how do you feel about eleventh-hour betrayal?

[a-cruel-irony.livejournal.com]

But of course.

And that is what the other lever is for...

[grumpy-sunshine.livejournal.com]

I applaud your ability to think ahead.

What kind of advancement opportunities?

[a-cruel-irony.livejournal.com]

...I'm sorry. You're simply overqualified for the job. Thank you for your interest.