Down in space it's always 1982

[caycep]

((The return of Cayce and Quixote! Wide open RP. If you haven't already, catch up with the adventures of Quixote, Setsuna, Cayce, and Adam here.))

At some point after Pirate Day, an announcement came on over the park PA system.

"Hi everyone. This is Cayce Pollard. I'd like everyone to come to a meeting tonight to discuss a new discovery that's been made about the park. The meeting's in the Honey I Shrunk the Audience auditorium, at sundown. This is pretty important, so please be there if you can."

That evening ...

When Cayce felt a critical mass of audience had been achieved, she stood up, cleared her throat, and began.

"Hi everyone, and thanks for coming. For those of you who don't know him, this is Don Quixote de la Mancha, a ... a true knight and the person we have to thank for this latest discovery. In a moment, I'll let the Don tell his tale in his own words if he wishes, but for now I'll get straight to the point, since I'm sure that's what you're all dying to hear.

"Point is this: Don Quixote and Setsuna Mudou have discovered a complex of passages beneath the park, leading to a door. The door's heavily barred and all our attempts to open it—including asking politely—have met with absolutely no success whatsoever. Any contact with the door—knocking, hitting it, trying to pry off a bar, leaning on it—gets met with the 'please keep your arms and hands inside the ride' announcement that some of you may be familiar with from when people try to walk out the gates, or when ... things happen."

Cayce waited for the reactions to settle down a bit before continuing. "I've called everyone here first to tell about the discovery, and second to find volunteers to look at the door. We really need scientists and magicians." Yep, it still felt weird, saying that. "Whatever's got that door barred probably won't open to anything but sufficiently advanced science. Or magic. Insofar as there's a difference, anyway." Anyone get the Clarke's Law reference?

"So, um, there you have it. Floor's open for questions or discussion. Oh! Before that—Don Quixote, is there anything else that you would like to add?"

***

After the various discussions had settled out somewhat, Cayce finally cleared her throat.

"Okay, so here's the plan. Tomorrow at midday, anyone who wants to join the underground expedition should meet at the statue. It sounds like the time dilation or whatever it is makes time pass more slowly belowground than up here, so I think Adam and Setsuna will be fine. We should take the time to get ready with whatever we'll need to bring with us." Plus, of course, it was Adam. Of course they'd be fine. "Then, once we're at the door and ready to proceed, the—the Master will send a signal to the Doctor, who'll lead the distruption. Anyone has any other questions, find me. Thanks, everybody."

((And there will be a fresh post for the expedition when my life is a little more normal.))

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[caycep]

"I thought we were just going to use the grenades as a distraction...?" Cayce said. Sam and Una's enthusiasm for the subject was making her a little uncomfortable. "I don't think we're going to try actually blowing up the door unless we, um, find out that it's blow-up-able and we don't have any other option."

Please to not be getting in a fight, guys, please...

[hear-the-drums.livejournal.com]

"And I am a qualified Time Lord of Galifrey," the Master snapped, completely ignoring Cayce "with higher degrees in Cosmic Science, Temporal Engineering and Multi-Dimensional Astrophysics, who is in no way interested in your piddling degree. My people are older than yours, undoubtedly more learned than yours, and guardians of the Universe at large. Surely no one has any interest in you waving your qualifications about in some sorry attempt to give retort to a flat out insult. My name, upon receiving my degree, was changed to the Master, which I should point out I have no reason to inform you of, as you have offered no name in return."

The fact that this was not the time to be getting into this sort of pissing contest had apparently not occurred to the Master at all. He was at least sure that the Rani would side with him if things got ugly.

[a-lonely-god.livejournal.com]

"Which is all rather beside the point," the Doctor added, faux-smoothly through slightly clenched teeth. "We've already decided that we're all going to go down and look at the thing, so if it's magic, Mr. Ponder will take charge. If not, then Master, you can finally turn your destructive tendencies to good use. Doesn't matter who's degrees are in what just yet."

[iron-and-latin.livejournal.com]

"The grenades are for the distractions," Sam assured Cayce, over the noise of Time Lords and Wizards comparing penis sizes. "I'm sure these guys don't need any more help with the door."

[caycep]

"Gotcha," Cayce said with a badly stifled snicker.

[epicdigger.livejournal.com]

Simon, in the back, raised his hand, looking nervous as he did so.

[caycep]

"Simon, right?" Cayce said, indicating for him to speak.

[epicdigger.livejournal.com]

"Yeah," Simon said, frowning. "Okay, if it's something important and they get mad when you touch the door...maybe blowing it up or using magic isn't that great of an idea," he said, aware that Kamina would probably be shocked at this branch of reasoning. "If it's the only way...but I could try, first. I know you said a lot of people worked to get out, but I'm a digger; I can tunnel through just about anything. So maybe it makes sense for me to try tunneling under or around it before we try to break it."

[caycep]

Cayce considered this. "That's possible," she said. "Makes sense, anyway. Magic, science, and, well, engineering. Might be what we need. What kind of digging equipment would you need for that?"

[epicdigger.livejournal.com]

"Equipment?" he paused. "Well, since Lagann isn't here, I'll just use my drill," he said, holding up the tiny drill that hung around his neck.

[caycep]

Cayce could, perhaps, be forgiven for looking skeptical.

Or not, considering all the other weirdness she'd learned to accept over the last two years or whatever the hell it was. "That's all?" she said.

[epicdigger.livejournal.com]

"I know it's not that big," Simon said, "but it gets the job done." He wanted to say more, considering it was his drill, and he didn't like people to look down on it. But Cayce had never seen him using it, and once she saw all the things that could be done with it, he knew she'd change her mind.

"I've been digging my whole life," he said instead. "I've always been the best digger in the village, but the drill is what makes me the best in the world. Aniki says it's the drill that will pierce the heavens...so I know if I try, I could get through some rocks!"

[caycep]

Magic. Or sufficiently advanced technology, Cayce reminded herself. She nodded. "All right. You're in. Thanks."

(("not that big but it gets the job done" XD *smacks self for having a filthy, filthy mind.*))

[epicdigger.livejournal.com]

"Great," Simon said, nodding seriously. "I won't let you down."

((XD Completely intentional on my part, it's not Gurren Lagann if the drills aren't always really something else))