"A whip?" the Doctor asked, incredulously. "What is she, a German cowyboy? Ah... cow-woman? Cowhand?"
"Well, I'm a little fuzzy on the details because I'd only been there about an hour and no one seemed interested in teaching me their language- this was before I had the TARDIS- but I was on Bavaria -the planet, not the state in Germany- and there was some disagreement over the official length as measured along the inseam of the national pants. The 2nd representative of the First National People's Republic took offense to the President of the First Federation of Bavaria's suggestion that they take the lenght up an inch and a half, at which point the 1st Representative of the First National People's Republic insulted the President's taste in clothing, and the third Vice-President of the Republic replied that the 1st Representatives's mother was a monkey -I think he said monkey, anyway, I was still learning their language- and then the Emperor of Bavaria asked if they could recess for lunch. The second Vice-President called him a lazy fat drunkard, at which point the 1st and 2nd Representatives declared war on the First Federation of Bavaria and the second Vice-President punched the 3rd Representative in the nose."
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Date: 2008-08-18 02:40 pm (UTC)"Well, I'm a little fuzzy on the details because I'd only been there about an hour and no one seemed interested in teaching me their language- this was before I had the TARDIS- but I was on Bavaria -the planet, not the state in Germany- and there was some disagreement over the official length as measured along the inseam of the national pants. The 2nd representative of the First National People's Republic took offense to the President of the First Federation of Bavaria's suggestion that they take the lenght up an inch and a half, at which point the 1st Representative of the First National People's Republic insulted the President's taste in clothing, and the third Vice-President of the Republic replied that the 1st Representatives's mother was a monkey -I think he said monkey, anyway, I was still learning their language- and then the Emperor of Bavaria asked if they could recess for lunch. The second Vice-President called him a lazy fat drunkard, at which point the 1st and 2nd Representatives declared war on the First Federation of Bavaria and the second Vice-President punched the 3rd Representative in the nose."