Virgil's Valentines (backdated!)

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

Valentine, Our Chemistry Is 'Electrifying!'

Gee, Valentine, that pun was so bad it was 'shocking!' I hope you enjoy the adorable cartoon me, I think it's even better than supermarket Spiderman cards. With your brains and my good looks, I think we make a pretty good team, so thanks for being such an awesome sidekick partner/best friend. :)

--V





Valentine, There's a Real 'Attraction' Here!

;)

--Virgil





Be Mine, Valentine!

Hey, Shizuka,

Happy Valentine's Day! Hope it's a good one for you!

Hey, would you want to get lunch or something?

♥, Virgil





Valentine, I Think There Are "Sparks" Between Us!

Hey, Elle! Happy Valentine's Day, I hope you like the corny card! I guess this is your first weird park day, but it's not so bad! I hope you got settled in okay! Let me know if you want to hang out sometime!

♥, Virgil/Static :)





You Put the 'Super' in Supervillain!

Don't make me 'charge' you with any crimes!

--Static





Have a Shockingly Good Valentine's Day!

Comments

[elle-sparks.livejournal.com]

Elle grinned at the card from Virgil. She had never met anyone who had a power like hers before, so she thought it was really cool.

Virgil,

Thanks for the awesome Valentine. I'd love to hang out sometime! There's still so much of the park I haven't had a chance to explore. I'm over at Chip'n Dale's treehouse.

~Elle

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

Elle,

You're welcome, thanks for yours too! The cute little cartoons and cheesy electricity puns really make them, I think.

I'm at Autopia, the number on the park phones is 8232-5652. Just give me a call if you want to do something! :)

--Virgil

[elle-sparks.livejournal.com]

Virgil,

Oh totally. And the little cartoon looked just like me! It was so cool.

I don't have a phone but I've seen a few in my wanderings, so I'll definitely call you to hang out soon.

~Elle

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

Elle,

Okay! Talk to you soon,

Virgil

[sohot-imsmokin.livejournal.com]

Perviously, Hot Streak hadn't cared either way for Valentine's day, much like every other holiday. He liked the ones that gave him a day off of school, but didn't care for much of anything else about them.

And then he woke up with a pile of these (http://public2.tektek.org/img/av/m02/d13/11/4beb37.png) with the notes 'You make me hot' attached. He had promptly set them all on fire, and decided Valentine's Day was kind of annoying.

And then he got Virgil's card, and had decided that he really, really disliked Valentine's day.

Pull that shit again, dweeb, and I'll set you on fire.

- Hot Streak

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

[sohot-imsmokin.livejournal.com]

Hot Streak replied with a burning ball of paper.

He never was the brightest guy around, and didn't realize that it would probably extinguish itself by the time it reached Virgil.

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

When Virgil got a pile of ashes in the mail, it wasn't that hard to tell what had happened. He laughed, brushed them away, and didn't send any reply.

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

V,

Jesus, your card's pretty bad, ain't it? At least mine didn't have any really bad puns.

- Katou

PS. Oh wait, you're a super hero, ain't you? I guess it's in the mandate to spout off really bad puns every chance you get.

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

Katou,

Yep, it's in the superhero handbook. At least 3 puns per supervillain fight mandatory (if it's a villain team up, you can do one pun per member, and generic fight puns are totally okay in a bind).

Fortunately, electricity puns are pretty easy to come by! I don't get home some heroes do it. I mean, how much can you really do with 'Wonder Woman?'

--Virgil

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

V,

She has breasts. I'm sure she can come up with all sorts of puns that involve breasts, skimpy clothing, and whips disguised as lassos.

- Katou

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

Katou,

You know, I've met her? And I actually don't think anyone's ever told her her outfit is skimpy. I know I wouldn't.

V

[katoustheshit.livejournal.com]

V,

I'd probably tell her as soon as I saw her.

And promptly get the shit kicked out of me. But at least it would be hot.

-Katou

((Strikes totally legable.))

[redheadshizuka.livejournal.com]

Virgil,

It's been good so far! Thanks for asking. How's yours?

Lunch sounds good!

- Shizuka

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

Shizuka,

Mine too! Plenty of candy, at least.

Okay. What kind of food do you like?

Virgil