Message posted to the bulletin board

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Citizens of Disneyland,

In light of the Entertainment to come tomorrow, I am in search of a tutor to demonstrate the Techniques of modern forms of dance.

If you are familiar with recent dances appropriate to the music that will be attendant in the dance hall and care to assist a Gentleman, your assistance would be greatly appreciated. I should be glad to offer legal advice or conflict resolution in return.

Please address your response to Mr. John Adams of Main Street and I thank you in advance.