"Next: which makes a better theme song for when I go on TV and the PA system to address my subjects? Oh...hang on a second..." He wriggled his backpack around, doing a complicated balancing act with the clipboard under his arm, and finally pulled out a folded piece of cardboard. Unfolded, this proved to be a rectangle with the middle cut out in the rough shape of a TV screen. Calvin held it up so his face was peering through the screen, and sang:
"He's Caaaalvin! Amazing, great Caaaalvin! Oh, he's the one that you'd like to meet! He's the one who just can't be beat! He's Caaaalvin! La-dee-dah-dah-dee-DAAAH!
"Or:
"Say! Hey! Who's the smartest kid around? Calvin! Calvin! Caaaalvin! Oh - Who's the leader of us all, Who's the star that cannot fall, Who do we point to with pride, His brave First Tiger at his side? Calvin! Calvin! Caaaalvin!"
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Date: 2007-12-07 08:09 am (UTC)"Next: which makes a better theme song for when I go on TV and the PA system to address my subjects? Oh...hang on a second..." He wriggled his backpack around, doing a complicated balancing act with the clipboard under his arm, and finally pulled out a folded piece of cardboard. Unfolded, this proved to be a rectangle with the middle cut out in the rough shape of a TV screen. Calvin held it up so his face was peering through the screen, and sang:
"He's Caaaalvin! Amazing, great Caaaalvin!
Oh, he's the one that you'd like to meet!
He's the one who just can't be beat!
He's Caaaalvin! La-dee-dah-dah-dee-DAAAH!
"Or:
"Say! Hey! Who's the smartest kid around?
Calvin! Calvin! Caaaalvin! Oh -
Who's the leader of us all,
Who's the star that cannot fall,
Who do we point to with pride,
His brave First Tiger at his side?
Calvin! Calvin! Caaaalvin!"