T-Rex Lists His Squicks (Open RP)
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dizzy_landT-Rex never got bored of stomping. He could stomp all the live long day and be perfectly content, and he hardly cared if that meant stomping the same things over and over again. Still, he was sure there were plenty of things outside of Critter Country worth stomping.
And so, at the moment, T-Rex was making his way down Main Street, happily stomping on anything that appeared uninhabited. He was also talking loudly to... well, nobody in particular, really. Maybe the air. Or whoever would listen.
"Today is a good day, I think, for listing all the things that gross me out!
The first thing that grosses me out is old people having sex! Yuck-o-rama! They're all wrinky and shriveled which, to me, is not sexy. I understand and accept that old people have needs and desires like the rest of us and that they must act on these desires, and that's fine, but that doesn't mean I want to hear about it in great detail or that I want to get granny porn in my inbox! And it certainly doesn't mean that Lemon Party* needs to exist.
Man, why does the Internet think I like granny porn, anyway?"
((*if you don't know what "Lemon Party" is, um...suffice to say it's severely NSFW, and if that doesn't satisfy you, search at your own risk. I'm not linking it here.))
And so, at the moment, T-Rex was making his way down Main Street, happily stomping on anything that appeared uninhabited. He was also talking loudly to... well, nobody in particular, really. Maybe the air. Or whoever would listen.
"Today is a good day, I think, for listing all the things that gross me out!
The first thing that grosses me out is old people having sex! Yuck-o-rama! They're all wrinky and shriveled which, to me, is not sexy. I understand and accept that old people have needs and desires like the rest of us and that they must act on these desires, and that's fine, but that doesn't mean I want to hear about it in great detail or that I want to get granny porn in my inbox! And it certainly doesn't mean that Lemon Party* needs to exist.
Man, why does the Internet think I like granny porn, anyway?"
((*if you don't know what "Lemon Party" is, um...suffice to say it's severely NSFW, and if that doesn't satisfy you, search at your own risk. I'm not linking it here.))
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