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James and Sirius, for today an accountant and a dentist, respectively, put the finishing touches on the Haunted Mansion (they had started the night before, and upon finding that in the morning their changes were still there, they had been quite pleased and finished up). Now that the room where the ceiling rose was magicked so that everyone would fit in it and still have plenty of space to move. On top of that, they had magically rewired the loudspeakers to the room, put up some spooky decorations, and even completed it with fake, scary looking ghosts (they had both been quite disappointed in the morning to discover that some of their ruder decorations, including hot, naked ghosts, were removed).

Then, James began to write the letters, and started some music.

Crowley,

We're throwing a party at the Haunted Mansion. Do you think you could provide refreshments? Feel free to come as well.

- James Potter and Sirius Black

Then, identical letters were sent out to everyone in the park.

Hey,

There will be a Halloween party at the Haunted Mansion in New Orlean's Square. Come around and have a great time. Also, if you have drinks or food that you want to bring to share, feel free.

- James Potter and Sirius Black

On the bottom of the paper, there's a witch flying on a broom, actually moving around on the paper.

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Rukia hiccuped. "A wha?" she asked. Then she broke into a grin again. "Oh! Nooo. They're cute, but I don't know anything about...*hic*"

Ash laughed at Rukia's hiccups. "Ooookay! It seemed like you drank the juice Katie gave me," he said.

"Juice?" Rukia said. "Katie...?" She blinked curiously, sure even in her drunken state that she didn't know anyone named Katie. "I don't think I had any juice. I did have soda water an'---*hic*---'erb---herbibble---herbal alcohol, though."

"There's alcohol here?" he asked, sounding shocked. This was supposed to be a Halloween party, who would have alcohol at a Halloween party? "I jus' had oringe juice," he said, pointing at the bottle of orange liquor. "I's blech but Katooo said was good f'r Pacmon training."

Rukia's brain took a good minute or so processing what Ash had said. Whether it was because she was drunk and slow on the uptake, or because he was drunk and slurring, it was impossible to say. Probably a bit of both.

"Ornage juice?" she repeated, not quite understanding what he said even when she had obstensibly processed everything. "I dinnit know they had non-alcoma...non-*hic*...non-drunk-making drinks here!" Wait. He was pointing to a liquor bottle! That meant... that meant...

That meant something bad, and when Rukia figured out it was, she was going to be angry!

"Where's Katou? I dun' seem 'him."

"S'over there," Ash said, pointing a few feet to the left of where Katou was. "Pok'mon Master witha big scary arm can' missem."

"...Oh, oh, I see 'em." Rukia hiccuped.

"HEY! HEY! KATOOO! TEMEE! OVER 'ERE!" She proceeded to stomp over to Katou, eyes narrowed.

"Yes~?" Katou drawled, coming to them. He had, of course, heard the entire conversation, and he was quite looking forward to how this would pan out.

Rukia stood on her tiptoes, bristling and pointing a finger at Katou. "Yurra---yer a---" She hiccuped. "Wassa meanin' of telling Ash to drink alcohol?!"