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James and Sirius, for today an accountant and a dentist, respectively, put the finishing touches on the Haunted Mansion (they had started the night before, and upon finding that in the morning their changes were still there, they had been quite pleased and finished up). Now that the room where the ceiling rose was magicked so that everyone would fit in it and still have plenty of space to move. On top of that, they had magically rewired the loudspeakers to the room, put up some spooky decorations, and even completed it with fake, scary looking ghosts (they had both been quite disappointed in the morning to discover that some of their ruder decorations, including hot, naked ghosts, were removed).

Then, James began to write the letters, and started some music.

Crowley,

We're throwing a party at the Haunted Mansion. Do you think you could provide refreshments? Feel free to come as well.

- James Potter and Sirius Black

Then, identical letters were sent out to everyone in the park.

Hey,

There will be a Halloween party at the Haunted Mansion in New Orlean's Square. Come around and have a great time. Also, if you have drinks or food that you want to bring to share, feel free.

- James Potter and Sirius Black

On the bottom of the paper, there's a witch flying on a broom, actually moving around on the paper.

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"My... type?" Katou asked. He cleared his throat, then shrugged. "I er... don't really have one." Well, he did, but...

Setsuna looked blank for a moment, then he said, almost like he was sad, "But then I dun know who to get to lay you. There's lots of people here. I'd let you have Kira-senpai, but I think you clash 'cause you both like gettin' hurt."

"Well, I don't know," Katou said, scratching his head. Kira was his type, but, well, Kira was also his best friend. "I don't know. Dark hair, dark eyes, kinda mysterious, not a goody-goody." Of course, he had also grown to love Setsuna, and Setsuna was nowhere near his type...

The description immediately made Setsuna say, "Crowley," before giving it any thought. Once the name was past his lips, though, he sobered up enough to quickly throw on, "Kira-senpai. Err...but.... No. He has to agree to it." Wait.

There was someone else, wasn't there? That one guy that had served him drinks, that was throwing this party.

Setsuna searched for a minute than pointed in Sirius' direction. "Sirius! He's like that too!" D was taken. Very taken. Setsuna wouldn't let anyone he knew ten feet near the Master, let alone suggest they sleep with him. John had a girl. Kurogane was taken. Was that all? At least all drunken Setsuna could think of.

Katou blinked. "You mean, only Kira'd need to agree?" he asked, looking amused. "Not Sirius or Charming? Did you just give me a free pass to rape them, because dude..."

"No, not like that," Setsuna muttered. "I mean I can just give Kira away. But no raping. We decided that last time we were drunk. Raping's bad. You have to ask them yourself. But Kira I shouldn't just suggest without asking him first. He's been weird lately."

"We did, did we? How did we come up on the subject of raping that time, then?" He frowned, going over the prospects in his head, and then shrugged. And then gave a start. "Hey, wait, aren't you going to suggest any girls to me?"

Setsuna tried to remember this, then ended up shrugging. "Somethin' about me going home with Kira. (http://community.livejournal.com/dizzy_land/93082.html?thread=6207386#t6207386) I dun really remember," Setsuna admitted, tilting his head back and trying to recall the conversation. It was a pretty blurry memory, though.

When Katou asked about girls, Setsuna stared at him, baffled. "Girls? You actually want girls?"

"What's so shocking about that?!" Katou demanded, all thoughts of rape and Kira taking Setsuna home out of his mind. "Why do you look like you never would've thought that I'd sleep with a girl? I'll have you know that I've slept with a ton of girls."

It wasn't that he hadn't come to terms with his sexuality, because he had, it was just that it shocked him to hear it thrust in his face so readily.

Setsuna laughed at Katou's reaction, then explained, "Your type doesn't fit any of them. 'Sides, they're all too young, too old or taken. You're out of luck when it comes to girls, here. In fact, not many guys left either. Take your pick."

Katou pointed at Sirius. "How are the girls too old, and he's not? He looks at least in his mid-fourties or something." Not that he was complaining, since Sirius was still pretty good looking, but still.

"You're right...." Setsuna thought on that. "but they're still either taken or too young." Pearl, for instance, was out of the question. "There really aren't too many people here."

"Ah well," Katou said. "I guess that they don't really matter anyway." He shrugged. "I guess I don't need to get laid right at this moment."

"Okay!" Setsuna said happily and went back to the liquor to down something else. "Let's just have fun."