Eat Me, Drink Me

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Scattered around the park are four smallish glass bottles filled with a mysterious liquid (tasting deliciously of cherry tart, custard, pinapple, roast turkey, toffy, and hot buttered toast). A paper label is attached to each, with the words "DRINK ME" beautifully printed on it in large letters.

Scattered elsewhere are four little glass boxes, containing small cakes on which the words "EAT ME" are beautifully marked in currants.

Neither is marked "poison," which is sensible since neither are poisonous. However, the Surgeon General, were he here, would probably be a little put out that other effects aren't warned about on the packaging.

((The bottles (in Frontierland, Tomorrowland, New Orleans Square, and Toon Town) make you shrink, the cakes (in Main Street, Fantasyland, Adventureland, and Critter Country) make you grow. Have fun!))

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[prankster-fred.livejournal.com]

Fred's eyebrows shot up. "No sense of humour?!" he asked, aghast. "Well, George and I will need to fix that, now won't we?"

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

"Good luck," Virgil said. "Seriously don't get set on fire or make me save your asses or anything, though. Also, if I know my Disney movies, I bet those little bottles lying around will fix you right up when you're ready."

[prankster-fred.livejournal.com]

Fred laughed. "Don't worry about us," Fred said. "My brother and I have some other tricks up our sleeves. You won't need to save either of us."

[superherogifted.livejournal.com]

"Good to hear it," Static said, grinning.