Eat Me, Drink Me

[that-depends.livejournal.com]

Scattered around the park are four smallish glass bottles filled with a mysterious liquid (tasting deliciously of cherry tart, custard, pinapple, roast turkey, toffy, and hot buttered toast). A paper label is attached to each, with the words "DRINK ME" beautifully printed on it in large letters.

Scattered elsewhere are four little glass boxes, containing small cakes on which the words "EAT ME" are beautifully marked in currants.

Neither is marked "poison," which is sensible since neither are poisonous. However, the Surgeon General, were he here, would probably be a little put out that other effects aren't warned about on the packaging.

((The bottles (in Frontierland, Tomorrowland, New Orleans Square, and Toon Town) make you shrink, the cakes (in Main Street, Fantasyland, Adventureland, and Critter Country) make you grow. Have fun!))

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[under-arrest-d.livejournal.com]

When Leon saw the cakes on the side of the street, he frowned right away. He hadn't trusted the park from the beginning, and he know that this was some sort of not-so-clever ploy to poison the park residents.

Upon realizing he couldn't get rid of the cakes - like everything else in the park - he ran up to get a black marker, and on the sign of the cakes, and of every other sign that he ran across (he did, indeed, look for them), he wrote "Don't" on the top of the signs.

He knew there would be people who would eat them just because of it, but he hoped he could stop at least some people. On the other hand, part of him suspected that the park would have none of this behavior, and was sure once he got back to Main Street, his "Don't" would be gone.

[mickey-cops.livejournal.com]

The "Don't" was indeed gone by the time Leon made it back to look at any of his handiwork.