"Oh!" Logan looked suddenly, terribly concerned. "Oh, I...I don't quite know to tell you this, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095159/quotes), but you aren't. Not anymore, that is. Seeing as how there's no Soviet Union anymore. I hope...no, it couldn't have been your stupidity that lost the Cold War. After all, it's no worse than your unbelievable lack of a fucking imagination..."