Oh, Logan didn't just think he was a smartass. "It's also in Paris and Toyko, where I could have started legally drinking, oh, almost ten years after I actually did. Should I have brought my passport for those giant gray nothings? Which leads me to point two: what if I don't have any ID? What if..." giant puppy-dog eyes, "I left it in my other pants? Which I left at school. Magic school. In Scotland. Can you direct me to the nearest DMV office?"