Logan let out a chirpy little laugh, almost a giggle. "You know, it's funny, I don't quite know where to start here...gosh..." He paused for a moment, index finger held thoughtfully to his mouth, then seemed to come to a decision. "Okay, number one in no particular order: 'last time you checked'? Exactly how long ago was that? 'Cause if the U.S.A. has suddenly appeared outside the gates here, I've got a couple of appointments I should really be keeping."