"I could have... with CAYCE?!" Crowley blanched, horrified. It wasn't that she wasn't attractive or he didn't like her. It was precisely because she was and he did. A lot. Just not that way. She was human and had a boyfriend and it would have been messy and awkward and wrong. (Crowley could be remarkably old-fashioned sometimes for a modern demon-of-the-world.)

"Fucking hell. That blonde bint is going down."