Percy cringed at the accent, making a show with an incredibly fake huff of indignation. He lowered his voice, "It make come as a shock to you, but most people loathe the sight of me! Why, just the other day I had a young boy punch me right square in the face. He knocked me to the ground and I had to tailor my suit, there was such a hole in it."

He tsked quietly. "Then there's the man with the massive amount of hair on his head, he used to be my main enemy up until a short while ago. And, of course, there's some Frenchie who obviously wishes for me to fall into a fountain."