“It’s true,” the Doctor said blithely. “People from books. And movies, even.” A sage nod. “‘Course, they’re all Earth movies and books, far as I’ve seen. So maybe that doesn’t mean much to you, anyway.” He frowned, a crease forming between his eyebrows.

“Oh, you’re really going to hate it here, aren’t you?” He asked rhetorically. He suddenly felt rather sorry for her.