"Really? Hey, thank you. Captain Planet!" said T-Rex, pleased someone appreciated just how creative he was. That it was a beloved cartoon character from the late 80s or early 90s just made it awesomer.
It almost made T-Rex feel bad to have to add, "Yeah, I've heard of it, but I don't really believe in it. I mean, for one thing, destruction can be radical. Why do you think I like to stomp on so many things? I can see why you don't want people just polluting up the whole enviornment and causing global warming, but what's wrong stomping on the occasional house or car? And for another, I know you're being metaphorical but I feel obligated to tell you that actually, gravity and inertia and the lack of outside forces acting to stop it make the world go round."
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It almost made T-Rex feel bad to have to add, "Yeah, I've heard of it, but I don't really believe in it. I mean, for one thing, destruction can be radical. Why do you think I like to stomp on so many things? I can see why you don't want people just polluting up the whole enviornment and causing global warming, but what's wrong stomping on the occasional house or car? And for another, I know you're being metaphorical but I feel obligated to tell you that actually, gravity and inertia and the lack of outside forces acting to stop it make the world go round."