http://irrepressible-c.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] irrepressible-c.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dizzy_land 2007-12-07 08:09 am (UTC)

"Right," said Calvin, scribbling this down.

"Next: which makes a better theme song for when I go on TV and the PA system to address my subjects? Oh...hang on a second..." He wriggled his backpack around, doing a complicated balancing act with the clipboard under his arm, and finally pulled out a folded piece of cardboard. Unfolded, this proved to be a rectangle with the middle cut out in the rough shape of a TV screen. Calvin held it up so his face was peering through the screen, and sang:

"He's Caaaalvin! Amazing, great Caaaalvin!
Oh, he's the one that you'd like to meet!
He's the one who just can't be beat!
He's Caaaalvin! La-dee-dah-dah-dee-DAAAH!

"Or:

"Say! Hey! Who's the smartest kid around?
Calvin! Calvin! Caaaalvin! Oh -
Who's the leader of us all,
Who's the star that cannot fall,
Who do we point to with pride,
His brave First Tiger at his side?
Calvin! Calvin! Caaaalvin!"

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