"What truth?" She looked at him in disbelief. "The truth is, we had a bit too much to drink, we got silly, and I sent him on his way before either one of us could do anything stupid. Since when is that a cardinal sin, and by the way, what entitles you to be an ass about it? If you were going to be an ass, you should've come to me first. Dick."

The last piece of invective slipped out before she could stop it. Oh fuck.