Hell, everyone figured out John's primary weaknesses in a matter of minutes. It was one of the greatest flaws in his character, his tendency to wear everything on the sleeve. Scorpius would tell you that, and Harvey, for that matter. Open like a picture book, especially where she was concerned. His Achilles Heel in every sense.

He twitched a little at the congratulations. "Thanks..." he said slowly, and it was clear he wasn't sure how he should be taking it. After all, Crowley had never seemed like a particularly sympathetic sort, so why - "Makes this place all the more frustrating, I guess. We'd be married by now if I weren't here." And I'd be a father. No, he really couldn't spend too much time thinking about that.