Axel's grinning like the cheshire cat, only the cat doesn't normally wear a black coat and a mane of over-gelled red spikes. This is good. This is very...good. He's been waiting for a chance to play this game for a while.

"Hello," he says, not ceasing that shit-eating grin for one second. "I hear you've tried to take over your world. Not the smartest thing t'do, in my opinion. There's been others. Not very sucessful. You people should form a club, got it memorized? Meglomaniacs Anonomous. Catchy."