"A'course I know," he finally relented, fighting the urge to pull up his rifle and stun himself until it went away. "It jest be..." No, he really couldn't explain it. Explain how words for him were meant to be short and succinct, not so... this.

Not to mention how well it destroyed reputation and image to get caught up in the park's tricks. It didn't matter so much for Sunshine to see it, but if anyone else happened by... "I know naught of any beast by the name o' Kracken, by any star in the heavens."