Feeling faintly relieved, John led the way back to his office. Once he was settled behind his desk, fingers steepled, and Leon and Carrot had taken the two chairs in front, he began.

"Gentlemen, as I mentioned in my letter, some of the citizens of Disneyland have concerns about the police force you're setting up. I intend to have a town meeting to discuss the matter amongst all interested parties, but in the interests of equality, I am notifying you in advance so you have time to prepare your arguments and aren't blindsided when the time comes. As the unbiased moderator in the case, I have every wish that the process be transparent. I am fully at your disposal for questions, advice, or assistance."

It wasn't entirely true that he was unbiased in the matter, but it was foolish to have opinions before all the facts are known. John may have been loud and opinionated and obnoxious, but he knew how to be professional, too.