John blinks too. More than once. "You know, Doc, you're right. That's exactly what it sounds like. I never thought of it that way." Only... "Except the 'different alien woman each week' is actually 'one alien woman who likes to give me a hard time and plays hard to get like you wouldn't believe'." John sighs. "Doesn't matter though, it'd cost too much money to make, unless it had Star Trek original series caliber effects. It would get cancelled." Like he always says, screwed in the fine print.

Totally. You win at life.