"Who demand it be rewritten, as it seems so very out of character," he said with a roll of his eyes. Well, stick the viewer and readership in pocket dimension Disneyland and see how well they fair.

The smile wasn't on his lips, but ducking in the back of his eyes. "Well, you know, I usually try to avoid you when I'm out in public. Can you imagine the gossip if we were to be seen together?" He claps a hand over his mouth in shock. It was perhaps funnier for the fact that it was partly true, in a sense.